Wondering what to get that special lady on Valentines Day?

Roses 26%
Chocolates 20%
Diamonds 18%
Vibrator 36% ???

A vibrator, you gasp? That's right. We at Girls and Corpses, in an effort to dig deep, polled 2,000 women on My Space and were shocked to learn that a vibrator is a girl's preferred gift on Valentines Day.

Here are the results of our scientific survey run by our very own Dr. Necco Feelya:

How many girls have vibrators? A show of available hands:

86% of women polled use vibrators (mind you this could be just My Space women)

Do you name them?

- Yes 33%
- No 23%
- Too many to name 9%
- Some of them, as a joke 11%
- I wouldn't 9%
- One of them 5%

Note: Here are a few of the vibrator names we got (we're not making this up folks!): Pink Light Saber, Mr. Manson, Baby, Horse Cock Johnson, The pink one, The grape one, My Ex, Billy Barty, Bunny, Flipper, My Hummy, and (our favorite) Sasquatch.)

How often do you use them?

- 2 to 3 times a week 41%
- Daily 27%
- More than once a day 19%
- 3 -5 times a week 13%

Do you use them more when you are in relationship, or less?

- Way more when I'm in a relationship 56%
- No difference, we use together 32%
- Less 12%

What do you think about when you are using your vibrator? (Here's some of the most common comments we got):

a. Something or someone hot
b. My Boyfriend
c. My girlfriend (if bi or Lesbian)
d. Weird situations.
e. girls (girl on girl sex)
f. All variety of things: from the laundry to an attractive fellow to a bizarre sexual fantasy.
g. It changes all the time.
h. Being tied up
i. I think about men, or certain people I like or I'll watch porn or something that turns me on
j. My teacher
k. Better than the real thing

How long does it take you to cum?

- under 5 minutes 31%
- Less than a minute 22%
- 5 to ten minutes 19%
- 10 to 30 minutes 17%
- 30 seconds 8%
- Never been able to cum, with anything 3%

Do you prefer flexible realistic shaped ones or harder molded vibrators? (these were our most frequent answers):

- Flexable / realistic 37%
- Hard / Bullet 24%
- Jelly feel ones. 20%
- I have both -- it depends on what I feel like 12%
- I like a hard one with that rubber/squishy covering 7%

Are you using one right now?

- Nope not right now 47%
- I use mine at night"
- I'm at work"
- It's very hard to type and vibrate at the same time."
- Not yet 27%
- I did about 15 minutes ago. 10%
- I will be shortly 9%
- Yes, I am (hehe) 5%
- I wish 2%

So, corpses, give your gal a vibrator this Valentines Day!

The gift that keep on giving... and giving... and giving... and giving...

*Thank you to all out My Space friends who bravely, and candidly, took this stimulating survey.