Hostel contest corpse joke winner!

A guy walks up to the madam of a brothel and complains, 'I know she's the cheapest you got but the fat bloated bitch just spat in my face and farted all the way through sex, and the light doesn't even work in there'.

The madam looks up and calls out for assistance, 'Somebody get over to room 13, the corpse needs emptying again...'

The Hangmen