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WITH THE SCUMMIEST BAND ON EARTH...

SCUM OF THE EARTH
Interview by Eric “Toxic Toons” Pigors

G&C: With a name like Scum of the Earth, I imagine you guys get all sorts of religious fanatics protesting outside your shows. Any fun stories you can tell us? 
 
RIGGS: I was getting bribes from certain church groups to come to their church and if I didn’t, they gave me two options – get saved from the devil or get out of town... All the while waving 8x10s of Jesus in my face and screaming at my son, “You’re going to burn in hell!”
 
G&C: What the hell do you guys do with your shits? I heard that you couldn’t crap on tour busses. So, what do you do in case of an emergency?
 
RIGGS: Take a crap in a bunk when the person is in the front lounge... or sleeping in it! And we would never use a Pigors shirt to wipe our asses – we only use his shirts to hold the chloroform!
 
G&C: I heard the blood you drink from your guitar is virgin’s blood. What’s it taste like? (Hopefully not chicken-entrails)
 
RIGGS: I don’t know... I use dirty whore’s blood and it tastes all right... I’ve had better.
 
G&C: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever brought you at a show – besides venereal warts?
 
RIGGS: A skeleton without a head. It was in an old wooden box with the dude’s name on the side. 

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