This issue features some killer 3D photos!  You may be wondering why the glasses do not come in the magazine. Reasonable question. Well, frankly, we couldn’t afford it and we didn’t want to wrap the magazine in plastic.  So, if you want to see these amazing photos in 3D we will mail you a FREE pair of Collectors Glasses from the 3D motion picture, starring Sid Haig, “Night OF The Living Dead,”

These are special 3D glasses which reverse the normal red and blue lens to make the 3D even more corpse-tacular.  But you must use these glasses, or flip the pair you have at home the other direction – so the blue is over your left eye and the red over your right.

And remember... don’t masturbate while wearing these 3D glasses or they will permanently bond to your eyeballs.