PARAPHILIAS are PHUN!
By David Tamarin
Photos by Rémy Couture
Artwork by David Normal

Necrophilia isn’t the only fun and interesting paraphilia.

If you thought a “tree-hugger” meant an environmental activist, think again. Dendrophilia is a sexual preference for trees. Remember in The Evil Dead when the woman gets raped by a tree branch? She’s lying on the ground, screaming, and a tree branch shoots up her dress, violating her? Well, for some women that is considered a potentially dangerous paraphilia, if one progresses from “tree-hugging” to “tree-fucking” to “tree-anal-sex” too quickly. Never start with the stump: begin with thin branches and increase the size as your orifices slowly adjust and soon you can be deep-throating the oak across the street. Warning: always be aware of the possibility of internal splinters. Fucking a Joshua tree has been known to cause sexual stigmata. Dendrophilia was probably more common when all dildos were made of wood...

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