JERSEY GORE at The Shore

Starring:

Brooke “Spooki” Lewis

Favorite fan quote: “So I smashed dat guido in the friggin’ skull with a brick. Fuck with me and I’ll badda-bang ya to death.”

Heather “K-Poww” Tocquigny

Favorite fan quote: “I’m like a kid at the Jersey morgue. There are so many juice deads out here. The dedder, the bedder... makes me wedder.”

Mike “The Stitchuation” Dusi

Favorite fan quote: “They call be Rambone... get it... bone? Wanna see my abs?”

Jeremy “DJ Cool Death” Luke

Favorite fan quote: You gotta stay fresh to death. Girls love a dead DJ, specially with a fresh haircut and gel.”

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