Letters To The Deaditor - page 2:

“Mr. Rhine - I Just want to tell you how happy and surprised I was to walk right into your booth at the San Diego Comic! I instantly recognized who you were and had to step right up and praise you for putting out such a highly entertaining and bold book that speaks out to the people who "get it," because they are educated and smart. You see, I have your Girls and Corpses Calendar hanging up at my desk where I work and everyone in the company tells me I am a sick fuck. For what?? They think that your magazine is referring to necrophilia only where in your magazine does it actually show women fucking the corpses?? Nowhere!! Why are some people so fucking stupid that they can't figure out that your magazine is entertainment for fans of horror, comedy, art and this sort of genre?? I stand up for you all of the time because I believe in what you are doing and the message your product sends. By the way, you want to know what’s the funniest thing about having your magazines lying out on my desk? I work at a G-Rated Family Film Company!! HA! I love it!  Keep up the great work!!! Hail Corpsy!

Jason

Thank you for your words of encouragement Jason! And please say hi to Mickey Mouse for us.

"MY copy of the Premiere issue arrived a few hours back in today's mail, and I am still smiling from external auditory meatus to external auditory meatus!!!! FUCKING GREAT ZINE!!!!

A huge 80 pages in Gorgeous color!!!

- The oh so hot Sheri Moon Zombie (oh, and Rob 'lucky bastard' Zombie)!!!
- Great pics from the G & C Mansion!!!
- The Lipton add (finally advertisements for us dearly departed, about time!!!)
- The super hot centerfold!!!
- The Recipe!!!
- The touching 'Propeller Boy' story!!!
- The Jorg Buttgereit interview!!!
- Lucky bastard 'BOZO' getting his chicken choked by Hollie Stevens (Clown Porn)!!!
- The movie, music and "people" articles and all the rest!!!

MY FAVORITE MAG EVER!!!

Ordering a couple more copies as the girls make my flesh warm to a point of my fingers sticking to and smearing the pages. Will have the next copy laminated!!

THANK YOU GIRLS AND CORPSES...keep em coming!!!!

with you for an eternity.......Butch"

"Holy shit, this thing's HUGE! Congratulations!"

Rodrigo Gudiño
President
RUE MORGUE

"I ordered my copy of the Sheri Moon issue and cant wait to get it. what a great fuckin' idea for a magazine. I wish I would have thought of it. I knew I wasn't the only sick fuck out here."

Marc

"This is the best magazine I've ever purchased, hands down! "Not so" fresh and gruesomely entertaining! I'm looking forward to future issues!!"

-Pumpkin Pete

"I friggin LOve you guys to DEATH!!!"

RY-Guy

"I bought your mag-- I received it last week and I LOVE it. I am definitely a huge fan of yours now!"

Whip it

"Just wanted to say your magazine cracks me the fuck up! LOL way to go in being so damned original! I wish you and the publication a very long... AFTERlife! lol congrats on going glossy too, looks very nice!"

~Larry

"I got the first issue and i love it. Keep up the good work, you sick fuckers. But there was no subscription card. how do i subscribe. i need more.

Mooney

Hey Mooney - We're a quarterly for now. Next issue out in July. We are working out the subscription bugs and will let everyone know when we go subscription.

Thanks for the kind words.
RIP
Corpsy

"Love your photos!! I just wanted to tell you that your magazine photos rock!!!!! Nothing beats the glamour of sex and death!

XOXO
-DAHLIA DARK

"I got my calendar last week. I have to tell you, it is the most twisted and demented calendar I have ever had the pleasure of hanging in my office." David Lohr

"I'm not into Girls and I'm not into Corpses, but THAT is funny." -West Hollywood waiter on seeing the premier issue of Girls and Corpses.

"Is it wrong to get turned on by this? The best magazine ever put into print."

Hell Primer

"Just got my copy of the first issue today and it was even better than I had imagined -- Congrats!!!"

Dave

"Sending some respect to the best idea for a magazine ever!!!! XX Mediator

"Better tombs and gardens lol OMG! This publication is GREAT Love the gore of it alllll! Keep up the good work."

Mister 7

"Sunday was a blast. I can now add bodyguarding a 7ft Grizzly to my resume. What a life...hot chicks, corpses and Mexican food...oh yeah."

Don

"Seriously, this mag is a breath of fresh air (in a stagnant decomposing body sort of way). It's sexy and fun and it doesn't take itself too seriously and is not for people who DO take themselves too seriously. On a magazine rack of mass produced mediocrity G&C stands out as bold and refreshing. So, my advice to those who haven't picked up their copy yet is...do so now or I will be forced to rip your lungs out through your belly buttons." Don

"Fantastic magazine. Loved the interview with Sheri Zombie. Great combination of humor and horror."

Banana Pancakes

"Fantastic magazine. Loved the interview with Sheri Zombie. Great combination of humor and horror."

Banana Pancakes

"What could be better then hot girls and cold corpses? NOTHING"

William J Bell

"ILOVE my Girls and Corpses!!! If people don't like it they're better off dead!"

Creepy Carrie

"Got my issue yesterday! Great work, keep it up!"

Aries

You now how hard it is for a corpse to keep it up?

"I just received my copy..i love it sooo much! This magazine kicks so much ass! It's funny, sexy, and it has some good reading in it."

Freddie

"Hey I got the magazine you guys did a kick ass job! That first printer you guys got is going to be kicking himself in the ass down the road."

RoKoRama

"FUCK ME! This has to be the best thing since fake pussies!"

Ryan

"WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO JUST GOT THE NEW ISSUE TODAY ITS SO GOOD I KILLED MYSELF JUST TO GET FEATURED IN THE NEXT ISSUE!!!" Hisdroogness

"I laughed my ass off. When I saw SICKCOM The dish licking was brilliant, no doubt about it! Golf swing on the client - divine and disturbing!!! The dog in the yard with the heads was - well, so doglike and hilarious and Jenny's (toilet) Cam was almost more than I could bear without peeing all over this nice dining room chair. Love the baby's "pacifier." As Zombie Bob would say "If I hadda have neighbors that were still livin', this would be the family I'd pick. You will be an instant hit."

EK

"When I grow up and die, I want to be just like Corpsy. Shea

"GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE"IMAGINATION IS EVERYTHING. IT IS THE PREVIEW OF LIFE'S COMING ATTRACTIONS."

Albert Einstein

"I have only fantasized about such things! This is absolutely breathtaking!"

Bucky The Skeleton

"I am so happy that this is a real magazine now! I can't believe people banned it just cuz it has corpses in it...corpses are good, more people need to be aware of that. Some folks just don't understand. I got a corpse prop from Halloween that i named Corpsy too. I just love him!!" -Melinda

"Hi there i'm a 30 year old male and am very keen to acquire pictures of necrophilia and auto erotic asphixiation please advise me.

Regards, Michael.

Is this Michael... Jackson?

"I laughed my ass off. When I saw SICKCOM The dish licking was brilliant, no doubt about it! Golf swing on the client - divine and disturbing!!! The dog in the yard with the heads was - well, so doglike and hilarious and Jenny's (toilet) Cam was almost more than I could bear without peeing all over this nice dining room chair. Love the baby's "pacifier." As Zombie Bob would say "If I hadda have neighbors that were still livin', this would be the family I'd pick. You will be an instant hit." - EK

"Superb! Greetings from the Netherlands: I really love the concept and the way it's portrayed, haven't been chuffed about something like this for a long time. Keep coming with those babes and the blessed departed." Blackstonewielder

"Coolest shit i've seen in quite some time." Jenn

"I don't think that there is anything more awesome than your magazine! Oh wait...except for our flesh splitting, blood curdling, penis draining, breast slapping music!"

Ministry of Love

"I just stumbled upon girls and corpses... you guys have got to be doing wonders for us sickos all over the world... pure genius."

Don Tickles

"You know, I don't like football but this issue ROTS because I can't stand dumb blondes! Rot on!"

Sam

The title speaks for itself: sexy women and dead things. How can you go wrong? -The Jessicka

"I just got my calendar and I can say that it is corpsarific! Every ghoul and gal should have one!!!" shawna belle

"What you all do is so amazingly original. What can I say other than you rock!" Mat

" Corpsy! This year, I'm giving you something really special---ME! Yeah, you heard me right---ME! There's a catch, though. You have to wait until I'm dead. Hear me out. I have decided that when I die, I want to donate my body to you. Yes, you heard me right. I am going to donate my body to Girls and Corpses so you will have a sexy corpse to match your sexy girls. I'm talking girl on girl corpse action here. You can thank me when I'm dead. xoxo ... your future specimen" Erin

"This magazine has everything! Links to buy calendars so I can keep track of my dates all the while looking at hot chicks and dead bodies (which I couldn't resist buying) Links to buy dead body furniture and lighting (which I will eventually have to buy) and even links so I can turn my house into a serial killers wet dream, (the bed sheets are a definite) I even get comedic interviews, comedic articles, and writers with a great sense of humor... who could ask for more?" Ryan Sunagawa's

Hey Corpsy! "I dig girls and corpses because it's delightfully scandalous, fun, flirty, funny and perfectly "pervalicious" and well who can resist a cute corpse! woooow!!" Grace

"I got my calendar the other day and I love it!

Andy

Got my calendar in the mail yesterday.... Awesome job!! Gotta love March with Christa and Wendy my two new favorite actresses after seeing 2001 Maniacs!!! The Dead Guy

"What a fuckin' brilliant idea! Girls and Corpses, awesome!"

Stevey Gore

"I found your profile on Barefoot and Independent's page and I wanted to express my immediate love. I am currently finishing my pre-med to go into mortuary sciences and also have made most of my living as a fetish and alternative model. I just wanted to tell you have a new fan!" Kandice AKA Levidity Desire

"I fucking love it! I"m so glad there is finally a magazine with the best of both worlds, hot babes and rotting corpses.... fucking beautiful! " Jan HELLe

"Girls and Corpses... a major undertaking"
Sigmond Twayne (author of The Mental Cookbook)

"Girls and Corpses puts the FEEL in NECROPHILIA!" Director Joe Dante (Gremlins, Small Soldiers, The Howling)

"Your site is so far out!" Alistair

"Girls and Corpses is genious! "

Graveheart

"How has no one thought of this before? You rule in a way no one ever will again.-- Chris

"I love Girls and Corpses Magazine because it is disturbingly delightful & outstandingly macabre! Take Hot Bitches, Corpses, Sex & Death then throw it in a blender and there you have it! A morbid mindfuck of the highest callibur that's sure to please the necrophile in anyone!" Besides, Every girl needs a good boning once in awhile if I may say so myself! ha ha Gashley Darcane

"You guys are extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely nuts. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Jonathan Maberry Author of GHOST ROAD BLUES (Pinnacle Books)

"Amazing. Who came up witrh this idea is a god among men."

Hell Primer -- The Band

--To our considerable fortune, we happened to stumble across your site and absolutely loved what we saw. We too like corpses. And women. But putting two things you love together in a mag? Genius.--

Derek Francis Small Fish Magazine

--Girls and Corpses makes me look beyond the decay and into its delight.-- The Real Deal

"this may possibly be the greatest idea in the history of everything... definitely the best coupling of two entirely different ideas ever!--

Parker

--wtf did i stumble across?? This is actually a mag?? Ok man, add my ass and youre going on my "top friends" for sure. Even if we dont talk, fuck it..Something like that MUST be on my page.--

Cat

--Oh snap! You have Uniball, an inspiration to us all. Reminding us to check for testicular cancer. Yay! Tom Green rocks. You corpse-lovin' fools really make my day sometimes. Thank you for the many smiles you have provided.-- Mama Doom

"You make it okay that I'm creepy." Brooklyn

--im sorry but i love porn and all but you guys are fuckin sick GIRLS AND CORPSES whats next? im sorry for being mean.-- Steven Dear Steven -- Be careful. Porn will eat a hole in your brain and give you arthritis in your right hand. Apparently, our corpses are getting hotter women than you are. You have won a special award from Girls and Corpses: Diploma Congrats! Corpsy

"Now I can't wait to die!"

F.C.

Just stopping in to say "Hello and Happy Thanksgiving!" I love this magazine cover Tom Green was perfect to have beheaded. Keep in Touch! Daisy Layne

"Damn, first it's peanut butter & chocolate, now it's Girls & Corpses...I can totally die happy now!

Annie

*Girls and Corpses is morbidly sexy!* Penny Lane

"I love the dead. I spent an entire morning in the Louvre in the room where they had a 1000 year old preserved corpse, yelling "ROTTEN DEATH" into the bullhorn I had made out of my map. Mort Flesh. -RAQ"

--sex, death, music, babes? count me in! what is there not to love about girls and corpses magazine? fuck the haters.-- Rebs

I love Girls and Corpses Magazine, i wish i could be one of the Pinup Girls or otherwise being one of ur Corpses after i died. I WANNA BE A CORPSY GIRLY!!!!

Much love, Sk8GrrL

"I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS" Redman

lol... i saw an advertisement for this magazine on television & right away i thought the whole idea of "girls & corpses" was one of the stupidest things i've ever heard. but apparently there are several people who feel otherwise, (although i would have to assume they are a bit twisted.) so good luck with your magazine!! it gave me a good laugh lol. Bunny

Hey Funny Bunny --
We love comments like yours. In our over-visualized mainstream media cesspool, to catch anyone's attention is a feat. If we can turn a few minds to our way of thinking we will soon be on our way to world domination. I agree Girls and Corpses is a stupid idea. But you like us, you really like us!

RIP, Corpsy

I am beginning to wonder.. is it strange that I do not find myself shocked.. appalled.. disgusted? That I have the urges to share the corpsy-fun with friends, family members, loved ones..? Hmm..

On Life, One Death, One.. xo MAMA DOOM xo

mmmmmm you sure know how to throw a party!!! I had a fabulous time ;) Girls and Corpses rocks my socks off!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

gobs of sloppy gory kisses -Elissa Dowling "

When I die I hope you guys remember me. HEll yeah bring chicks LOL

Luke

Hey Luke --
You might want to check out our corpse model ad in this issue. You could be our next cover boy!

Corpsy

I know I'm not a goil, or a corpse (at least not anymore) but your magazine is hilarious and extremely educational! In all my 496 years, I only now loined vhat is the true meaning of queefing!

Count Smokula

You actually use real dead to do this? your fucked up!
Chelsea Choked

Hey, they signed a release!
Corpsy

Life was meaningless until I found Girls and Corpses!!!"

Sindy Saint

Once again a masterpiece and Amber Kittle is a firecracker. Damn I love this time of year-- bring out your dead."

Robbie

hi, my name is myla and i just found your page. I must be honest its a bit weird, girls and corpses, but i love it

Girls and Corpses has to be the coolest zine I've ever seen. Fucking genius, I tell you! GENIUS! Kudos on the EXCELLENT interview with the hottest girl who rolls with corpses, Sheri Moon Zombie. Girls and Corpses ROCKS!

xoxo Deadly Damsel

I looked up "vaginal flatulence" and found your site. I don't get how that topic can relate to this kind of magazine. Please explain.

Bebi

Just lucky I guess.

RIP,

Corpsy

Best Fucking Issue Yet...Best Magazine Out There! You make me smile! Steven

"Holy crap have i found a subculture.. that cover is so nice.. i cant wait to read the magazine while i am on the throne."

Bloody Colin

"Hot girls in sexy costumes, horror and corpses too...this is my kind of mag!" Traci Islands

I can't wait to meet you.... You guys are the sickest bunch of mother fuckers I know..... I LOVE YOU!!!! makes me feel like home.

~Mizuz Inkaholik

"You may never get these girls, but you are guaranteed to be a corpse." -Stephan Miller, Gunslinger Media

"Tiffany Shepis looks sssssssssHOT!!!!!! Love that green-eyed starlet... mmmmmmm that sasquatch... I like my men big and hairy with enormous feet geerrrrrrr they could pitch my tent any day" - Lissa Slasher

I LOVED the Abominable issue! Will you be doing any more simian issues? -Zira

i have a couple questions, if you dont mind answering, um first...are those real corpses? and if they are.. is it legal to use them? im not judging im just curious, because i had heard of sex with dead people before, but i figured it was pretty much illegal and not made public. anyway, thanks for taking the time to read this, im sure you get alot of emails, like this. Alexis

Hi Alexis --

All the corpses we use are 18 or older and have all signed releases. Sex With dead people is illegal, at least in California -- thanks to Gov. Arnold. But our models are not photographed nude, nor are they depicted having sex with corpses -- at least on camera. What the girls do with our corpse models after the shoot is their business. I wasn't sure what you meant by "public," but sex with corpses in public is also illegal -- though it is perfectly legal to have dinner and a movie with a corpse —if that's what you're asking.

RIP,
Corpsy

"I love the concept!! It takes a real woman to appreciate the feeling of a quiet man. The control is all hers!!" - Lorrie

"I was hoping you would enjoy the sign in the background I had made for my office." - Bubba

"That big furry creature in your Abominable issue was almost as sexy as director Ryan Schifren. I'd him to do me monkey style. Lol." - Monika M

" All the girls here in Blandeville are dead either literally, or figuratively so 'Girls and Corpses' is something of a lifestyle magazine for me. Kinda like Better Homes and Gardens with rotting flesh." - Fulci

"Thats the best cover ever.....Nothing is closer to Heaven than Tiff with corpses!" Deadpit Radio

"I love Girls and Corpses Magazine!! Every girl wants her man stiff!" - Mizuz Inkaholik

"i absolutely love this mag!!!" - Gangsta

"Ok man you've always got my support which also means you have Oneness Darkness support too. Its nothing spectacular , but we love your ideas man. Girls Guts and Death whats not to want. The latest camping is fantastic I almost had the urge to get off my ass and buy a tent then I realized there was one in my pants. Man, keep the issues coming and well keep on making music about sleeze, drugs, and victimization." - Robby (Disgruntled Jesus)

"Brav-fuckin'-o. This is the best photo spread yet!" - Ryan Rotten

"IM IN MAD LOVE WIT THE WEB SITE" - D.MURDEROUS"

"Everything about your mag. is amazing and brilliant. I am in love w/ it all." - George

"You know I've got love for my corpsy homies... Have you ever thought of making a hip hop edition of girls and corpses with deejays, emcees, breakdancers (b-girls), and writers (grafitti artists).. that would be sooo hot.. or cold actually ha ha hahaha." - unDying Love, Mama Doom

"SUBLIME!!!! SUBLIME!!!! GIRLS AND CORPES RULES!!! STAY EXTREME!!!" - Extreme Video

"You have my sense of humor!!! Great ideas!!!" - Dead Guy

"Tomb it may Concern;Great website. I absolutely fucking love it. If it ever becomes a print mag, sign me up for a subscription. I'll store the issues next to my issues of Bizarre and my other literature. Keep up the good work!"

William

"Wait, there are girls and corpses on here? I came for the hot pics of R.S. Rhine! Bring on the thong, Robert!"

Cyn

"Just discovered your site and all I have to say is "AWESOME"!!!! I work in the "adult industry" myself and it's so refreshing to see something that combines two awesome things, hot ghouls n' horror!!! Two thumb's on the Belladonna contest too (gawd, what a woman!)" Stephanie

"Absolutely lovin' you guys (and girls!)... Hilarious, morbid and damned sexy, all at the same time - fan(ny)tastic. Good old John Landis, it's cool that he's such a fan - top bloke, great director and the perfect endorsement. Keep up the fab work."

Yours in gore,

Ant / Visceral Slice

"Every girl should look for meaningful one night stands with a corpse. If you aren't gonna go all the way, why go at all?? " Julie Ghoulie

"Girls and corpses my two favorite things..how the fuck did i not know about you before...this fuckin rocks"

Sundance

"I'm Still Really Confused Weather 2 B Freaked Out By This Or Thinks It's Cool...???...But Showin Sum Luv AnyWay Just B/C U Got Balls 2 Do A Magazine Like This..LOL..."

TT

Be freaked and scared and giddy and nauseaus -- that's the Girls and Corpses formula!

Corpsy

"Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street,
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least,
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn,
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn,
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven,
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried,
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied

I just ate my first dead body last week,
Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth,
Before you start yelling and cursing my name,
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane.

Beelzeboul's

"I Loved the interview with Sheri Moon Zombie in the new issue! Keep the celebrity interviews coming! I hope to see one with Rob Zombie someday too!" Tricia

"I'm both proud yet embarrassed when I think about how many hours I've spent totally absorbed with your site since discovering it just a few days back. The combination of "Sex Tips from Dr. Necco Feelya", a "Big Trouble in Little China"quote, the HILARIOUS Hollie Stevens, plus the creature feature vixen's makes G&C my new favorite site. It's like one big rotting jambalaya of goodness!!! I'm hoping to pick up a copy of 'Satan's 3 Ring Circus of Hell' from one of the (very few) comic book shops we have in Toronto this weekend."

Stephanie

When I die, I want to donate my corpse to this mag. It would honestly be the greatest honor."

George

"This is the hottest magazine i have ever seen, except for all those pesky women"

Sexually Active Corpse

"I absolutely love it!! anything i can do to help spread the word or advertise your zine i will be your bill board!"

thanks!

stay dead!!!

j.v. Bastard

Hey, Girls and Corpses fans, check out our new channel Salvation Tv which launched last month. It's a horror channel which showcases Redpemption Films unique catalogue of horror, gothic, vampire and sleaze films. It's the kind of channel that fans of Girls and Corpses would definitely like to watch!" - Nigel Wingrove www.salvationtv.com

"Love the mag! hot chicks sucking corpse face with a gleeful smile" - eRiC Forsberg (writer Snakes on A Train, Alien Abduction)

"Sick, repulsive, disgusting, filthy, nasty, dirty, terrible, vile, but I can't help that it has everything I love and some things I didn't know I did. Girls in Corpses raises the dead... Giggidy giggidy goo" - Robbie

I'd have to say, they do like mighty real!!!! Hahahaha I really think this is something great for the horror scene!!! hot and sexy women and the rotting corpses they play with............I love it!!!!

xo
KiKi

Very hot.. just how I like it.. Mmm corpses on the grill!

You make me smile often, thank you!

Mama Doom

"Damn your corpses have the hottest rotting asses I've ever seen!" - joe

oh man, still can't get over the genius of this. the heading of your last issue made me laugh out loud. love it!

Amanda

"im amazed u can find hot hot chicks to do this and theyre not all slathered in tattoos like alternative girls. clean corpse an a clean pair of titties thats what i always say. hooray for GaC Magazine!"

Gomer

"I like my coffee like I like my corpses: Vacumed sealed for freshness."

Gregg 9Fingers

"I love the work that you do. Lovely girls and fiendishly frightening corpses! What a great package. If you're ever in need of a body let me know, I'd love to work with you. Keep it sexy & scary!" Jessika's

"Sorry, I'm all for freedom of speech and choice, but I just happened upon your site and just couldn't avoid the urge to mail you-You sad fucker!! Your main interests in life are "girls and rottingcorpses"????!!! Fuking hell, you really, really need to get out of your house and discover life. Go for a run, join a rock climbing organization, start cooking, go snowboarding, travel, make music, raise money for a charity, build a house, have sex with a REAL life woman. Anything!!! The possibilities are endless dude. Jesus, you are very very sad. (And probably very scary and odd looking in real life I'm guessing) To each to their own, I know, but.........get a fucking life." muffin335@yahoo.co.uk

Hi Muffin -

Our best letter yet! Of course I'm scary looking! I'm a corpse!

- I'm also an avid mountain climber. I hike three times a week and train on mountain peaks with some of the best climbers in the world, who have climbed Everest.

- I just got back from a month in Southern Spain and Morocco. I travel to Europe yearly for at least a month and have eaten at over seventy-five Michelin Star restaurants. I'm a gourmand. I also, have guest chefed at various restaurants. And I won a local Iron Chef competition against restaurant chefs.

- I have a beautiful house, for twenty years, which I have added onto.

- I have worked as an professional actor in TV and films and model. I am Rod Serling on the Twilight Tower of Terror ride.

- I'm a published author and an award winning writer. Most recently, I received a Bram Stoker Award for "Dark Delicacies" an anthology I am in alongside Ray Bradbury and Clive Barker.

- I'm free to express myself as granted under our brilliant constitution.

- Oh, and I' m been happily married for twenty years, to a very successful, Emmy nominated costume designer.

So, look in the mirror Mcmuffin ... what have you been up to... hmmm? Jerking off to the dead? I'll put my corpse up against yours any time.

R.S. Rhine Publisher / Deaditor-in-Chief

"My son came to your sight. How come it doesn't have a warning screen at the beginning or something? He didn't know how to handle what he was seeing. His fragile 11 year old mind is completely warped now and he will need therapy. He also threw up over our $100 dollar wireless keyboard. Who do I talk to about lawsuits, insurance, and payment? Lets try and settle this matter painlessly."Arjun Singh

Dear Arjun Singh ... if that really is your name. Your extortion money is in a green bag on the middle lane of the 405 Freeway. Now go out and claim it. There is nothing more extreme on Girls and Corpses than CSI, or much of network television. We feature no nudity (though I imagine if you check what else your son is looking at on the internet you'll come up with some gay bestiality bondage). Anyhow, sorry about your dip-shit son. Apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Have you tried shock therapy. It helped me.

"Love the mag, pure genius; a total trashing of so-called 'mens' magazines combined with the film Necromantik and a genuine love of all things horror." Andrew Bridge

Jesus fuck!! How do I get a subscription to this SHIT???????????????????"

"This is really good idea because it shows the contrast of life and death plus you get a beautiful women too. It is very good humor because death is not a funny thing yet G&C gives you something to poke fun at when dealing with death."

Dorothy

Bingo, Dorothy. You get the door prize. You actually get it! That is the most astute comment 've received. You can't believe some of the lame letters we get. We would also like to feature you in a future issue after you die with one of our corpses. Our Attorney, Angel Death, will be sending you contract to sign. Thank you for proving that there is intelligent life on planet earth!

RIP!!

Corpsy

"GIRLS N CORPSES IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BRAINS!!!!!" Baboon

"Hey, greetings from Ireland, this is my new favourite site!!!! keep on rotting in the free world!"

All the best, CHUCK BURRIED esq The MO7s

"This is the greatest website ever! The scene seemed to be stagnating recently, but you've really brought some fresh meat to the grinder!

Me and my wife find this stuff such a turn on, sometimes she pretends to be dead, sometimes I do, sometimes we pretend we're both dead. It's truly a sight to behold. Anyway, Thanks for the pictures of dead bodies, they really brighten up my day."

Love from a middle-aged corpse lover.

"Yeah, I love bloody, fuckin' brain eating women. it's done quite tastefully too. mmmm."

Yancheez TJ

"Ohhhh my god...I absolutely love your magazine. I think its absolutely wonderful!!! What a fantastic idea....corpses and hot girls. I got such a wee chuckle from some of the pictures...I love how animated the girls are with the corpses . Its absolutely terrific!"

Lots of love Sioux xx

"What kind of sick stuff is this?? I want a girl on me better than a skeleton but I guess you guys can wait till I die."

"You're a crazy, insane, freak

we love you

keep up the good work"

- sean and drew

"Girls & Corpses!!!! Coffantastic!!!! Your site rules, i cant wait to model with some of your girls, cause i should be decaying soon!!!!:) I can already feel the rigor mortis setting in!!!!! HA HA!!!! Cheers to you cadaverous creeps!!!" -LEE

"Bonnie here. Too funny yet I have to admit I stopped and actually thought to myself would I pose with a corpse?

My 2 answers:

If someone took my ex husband ran him over with a car then left him in the desert to dry up and burn to death only to be eaten by buzzards.. Hell yea I would pose next to that like a true blonde trophy wife that I was...

Now if my husband now were to pass..I would just want to be near him...Don' t want to start thinking too kinky now...LOL

I love your magazine...Most original."

You have been kissed by Bonnie..xoxo

"You are seriously doing a beautiful fucking thing with this magazine. And you are making me jones for Jack...or his cousin, brother...any other distant relative or body part....*meep* Crossing my fingers and hoping not die."

Kellyturdcorkscrew

"Fucking sick! Awesome idea and execution!!"

Michael Oster

"And I thought Howard Stern is undead. You never stop learning new things. Girls & Corpses fuckin' rule! Let the zombies in! Prost!" -Tim-"

"You people ARE FUCKED IN HEAD stupid son of a bitch..."

Jaymison Lee

Dear Jaymison-

Of course we're fucked in the head. You didn't need to tell US that. We pride ourselves on not being "normal." To us being normal is fucked in the head. RIP, Corpsy

"This is one great combination - dead bodies and hot bodies...what hasn't anyone thought of this before? Hmmm....might have something to do with sanity. Overrated as it is."

Frank Quiet

"argggggghh, i want to be a girl to pose with the corpses, what age is it possible to do so? much respect to you all, love the shoots, especially when you were in Bizarre."

Kissy Corpse

"Damn I love you guys.. Keep making me hott over your lovely bods.. dead and alive -Sinfully Savage"

"finally, a magazine that recognizes the very two things that make me want to read"

"Hello,

I love the idea of your magazine. I'd love to send in some photos in hopes to be seen in it. How could I get into doing something like this. I do have modeling experience and a portfolio. What do you look for? Where would I send the photos? I had to ask.

Thanks for your time."

Paige

Hi Paige -

Just send your pics 72 dpi (small files) to info@girlsandcorpses.com . Our staff of corpses will review. It's not necessary to send naked pics. Just appreciated.

I finally found a place where I can show my fascination with corpses and the bizarre. I can't wait to get my hands on that first paper issue. Keep up the "Dead" work!

- Mandy -

I think your website is so funny. It shows you put a lot of work into it. I was on the floor laughing it was so good. thanks and keep up the great work

- www.animalshirts.net

Damn Dudes,

This Is BETTER Than Maxim! You Guys Rock,!!

- Drew/Pazatzu

I'm honestly really curious about your website. I read your main page and didn't get an answer to what I wanted to ask. Do you honestly use real corpses? I'm was so intrigued by your website, I spent at least 20 minutes with a couple other friends trying to figure it out. We came to the conclusion that they're fake due to laws that may get in the way of such things. I'm sure that there are federal laws that prevent stuff like this (similar to child pornography laws but in a more sick, twisted, and demented sort of way). I just really want to know. Are they real corpses or just really well made fakes?

P.S. That's quite possibly the most unique website/magazine combo I've ever seen and I've seen some pretty wild shit. keep rockin! OMFG the magazine is friggin hilarious!

~jose

Dear Jose. We'd love to tell you but then we'd have to kill you. The good news -- then you could be in our magazine.

--Rip Corpsy

Argh this is the greatest thing ive ever heard of..my two loves in life/death COMBINED!!!!!

-- Dr. Killgore

Awesome, man. Your Clown Porn photo shoot has the notoriety of being the first shoot in your mag that's actually made me laugh out loud. The sheer absurdity of it should win you an award.

Best ~ Ted

Dear Ted --

By any chance is your last name Bundy?

'' hay your guy's stuff is alsome...! that wierd i have never seen your guys mag, before.. ? do u use real corpses or fack ones...?

dum i know but i was woundering...

-- Leah...

Dear Leah --

We have passed around a donarion plate to buy you an edjuukation. P.S. they're not "fack."

HEY,JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE AWESOME, LOVE EVERY BIT OF IT.COOL SHIT!!!!

- WENDIE -

Awesome and fuckin' hilarious. These corpses must be very happy even if they are out of testicles.

- JET -

Damn Dudes, This Is BETTER Than Maxim! Where Do I Go To Find Out About Finding These Magazines And Or Subscriptions?

You Guys Rock, Drew

Hey Drew -- We are working on becoming a print magazine. We will have a Special printed issue coming our later this year. But for now we're freeee!

XOXOXOX, Corpsy

I think the magazine is an awesome idea! Not only does it give a place for hot women that have a necrophilia fetish to go and display their "lovers", but it also gives ugly ass muthafukas hope that maybe in death they can score with a hot chick! Like Mattrix and Coitus would say: "It's Brilliant!"

Sleepy

Dear Girls & Corpses, I love you. More than Jesus hates crosses, I love you.

Mike

Well, Satan loves you too Mike.

XOXOXXO, Corpsy

FUCK YEAH! THIS MAGAZINE IS THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER!

Josh The Jager Machine

Thanks Josh... but have you read our newest spinoff: Kilt and Lederhosen Magazine?

"Love the mag!!!!! how about some recently dead? lol"

Darkvision

We're on our way to the morgue now. Any other requests?

Keep rockin! OMFG the magazine is friggin hilarious!!

Jose

"Wow, very interesting magazine. Never would have thought to put hot girls and corpses together. Where did you get this idea?

Tracy Lou

We'd tell you Tracy but we'd have to kill you. The good news is you could then be in our magazine!

XOXOXOX, Corpsy

Argh this is the greatest thing I've ever heard of... my two loves in life/death COMBINED!!!!!

Dr. Killgore

Awesome, man. Your Clown Porn photo shoot has the notoriety of being the first shoot in your mag that's actually made me laugh out loud. The sheer absurdity of it should win you an award.

Best, Ted Geoghegan, Filmmaker
Starving Kappa Pictures, Ltd.

'' Hey your guy's stuff is awesome...! That's weird I have never seen your guys mag before. Do you use real corpses or fake ones? Dum i know but I was wondering...

Leah

Do they look real, Leah? They sure smell real.

Corpsy

HEY, JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE AWESOME!! LOVE EVERY BIT OF IT! COOL SHIT!!!!

WENDIE

Awesome and fuckin' hilarious. These corpses must be very happy even if they are out of testicles.

JET

Who says we're out of testicles?! Come say that to our faces so we can kick you in yours!

"Where do you guys operate from? I totally want a job working in your company that'd be sweet lol get back at me"

Stevons an Alcoholic

Great. Another alcholic looking for a job. Where do you think we get all the corpses who work for us now!

"Hey are those corpses real? If so, how is that legal?"

- Just Curious.

Dear Just Curious - All corpses are 18 years of age or older. We get them to sign a release.

XOXOXOX, Corpsy

"You guys are fucking awsome! Thanks for the laughs! I want to pose with a corpse! Anyways I listened to your radio show and you said you met with Bradbury! So rad! I love him and I love what you guys are doing! fucking cutting edge baby! love love love it!"

- Missy Lou Lou

"I love Girls and Corpses...but i want more....i need the hot rotting corpse of a dead girl"

Beth

Dear Beth - There must be an an old girlfriend you can dig up.

"Man i've been out of the f/x world for a long time but thanks to your mag's i'm gettin back into it with the ol'buddies.THANK YOU!!! corpses 4 life...lol...and death!

Dan

"Love that fuckin gore. You guys...are bringing me to tears....it's so beautiful...You make it all worthwhile."

"I have been laughing for 30 minutes upon discovering your site! "GO GIRLS & CORPSES!

The Whores

"Just went to the site--this has GOT to be your best issue yet. Looks like you guys had a blast—so glad this was able to work out! The leprechaun is so wrong in so many ways...I love it!"

Scotty Mullen (marketing - Lionsgate)

"I was checkin out some of my buddies friends list & damn, your profile is fuckin sick. I love it. Love the name, the books are kick ass & the content is beautiful. FUCK YEAH is all I have to say about it."

Hailz

"Issue was great man -- keep up the great work. When can we look forward to a 5th you should bring back the first corpse I think he was the best out of em what was his name ed?

Stabby

Hey Stabby -

His name was Rotten Eddie. And we tried to get him back but he wanted more money.

"My two favorite things...I never knew there was a mag like this one....oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh."

Marc

"FRIGGIN genious I must say, I can't agree with you more.....gotta love it. Good luck & talk to you soon."

Greg

"Chicks with corpses brilliant absolutely genius waiting along time time for something this amazing!"

"I have to be in this magazine. Please, tell me, how can I do that?"

Superheidi

Dear Superheidi -- you have to be dead or a verrry hot girl. If you are either, please contact us at: info@girlsandcorpses.com

"I love girls and corpses it's the best of both worlds in many ways then 1 if only more people knew the joy of girls and corpses it may be a happier place lol

Arthur

"It's not everyday a girl gets to be boned in a mag and keep her clothes on."

Cyn

"OMG!!!!! This has to be the most entertaining and original myspace pages I have found!!!!! Now just were would I find a copy of this magazine to pick up and read?"

Caio, Devon

Hey Devon -- We we not a print magazine yet, just a webzine. So, enjoy for freeee!!

Corpsy

"KILLER MAG!!! JUST FOUND YOUR WEB SITE, AND HAD TO WRITE AND SAY, WOW, IT'S TOTALLY KILLER!! I DIG THE BABES, AND THE CORPSES!!!! KEEP UP THE GREAT PICTORALS... AND KEEP IN TOUCH - OF CORPSE!!!

KELLY

"Gawd you make me laugh.This old dryed up man may still have a chance. Ya make me want to kill meself. LOL. My favorite city in Texas is Corpses Crispy down on the coast."

Craigo

"im still confused about the WHY GIRLS AND CORPES but then when i think about it, it doesnt really matter corpes are fresh and so are hot chicks, its a good combo, and creepy enough to be fun! "

Fattie

"I have a sign that hangs on the wall in my office that says " Dead chicks are easy" I had it custom made. I should take a picture of it and post it for you. Necrophilia rules....wrote a few necrophilia running cadences too. I bet you would like them."

Bubba

"The corpses are on the rise and all the girls are on their side... what a terrible day for mankind, unless of course your a corpse, then everything would be just peachy! lol!"

Still Shot

"What a Chick Magnet!! You jump their bones and get to pick off some Jerky for in between snacks!"

GH

JOKER: THIS your portFOLIO!
ROBERT RHINE:... Yes I'm meeting a friend who I wanted to see my work...
JOKER: He leafs through. Magazine covers of celebrities, heads of state and exotic vistas.
JOKER:Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, craaap
JOKER: ... Ahhh. Now here's good work. The Girls and Corpses by Robert Rhine.
JOKER:The skulls. The bodies. You give it all such a glow.
JOKER::(smirking) I dunno if it's art, but I like it! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Best combination since chocolate and peanut butter.

Csotys

"WOW THIS MAG REALLY GETS ME "STIFF"

Vyal

"GOLD. you can never have enough rotting corpses..... and hot girls! another fine publication!"

Ventolin

"I am greatly enjoying your comics. The girls and corpses site is great!"

Best regards, Eli Roth
Directed Hostel and Cabin by The Lake

"Simply put the best combination since that hit porn debbie does drano was put on the sheves And wow you even got mick jagger to pose for the cover shot with those fine young ladies!"

"OK dude, Let's get one thing straight, I dont know if this is a joke or you really are twisted... But one thing is CERTAIN you are my new hero! I laughed my ass looking through your site man, maybe not your aim but hey, genius' are always misundertood in their own time right? on your site there's like a.. front page of one of your mags. I loved the headlines of the articles "how to keep her hot long after she's gone cold" man, best mix of pun and satire (and porn I guess) EVER! Anywayz... got your site bookmarked and I'll probably write to you again... I sure hope this e-mail is legit otherwise i've really wasted my time."

Laurence Williams

"I went out with my mom yesterday to catch up and she asked me if i was going to start writing again... and i told her I'd write for Girls and Corpses... and her jaw kinda dropped down a bit and then she said.. "shhh..." I looked at her with a question... and she said "don't say that so loud" ... i laughed..."

Rose Madder

"I just wanted to tell you people that this is the best idea in a long time for a magazine! I'm writing to you from Finland and im a huge Zombie movie fan. When my friend posted me the cover of the magazine i thought that it was his photoshop work beeing a heavymetalist. (I'm sorry if i have lot of writing mistakes. But this is not my mothers tongue.)"

Dear Finland -- Please send us your mother's tongue. XOXOX, Corpsy

"Tell me how did you get this idea and is the magazine in paperform? If it is how can I subscribe it?"

Ilja

"I love your website, thats just about the best website ever. I only wish I had thought of it first. I hope there will be updates to Girls and Corpses."

Best Regards, John Holifield

"Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your website! Who ever would've thought that hot chicks and corpses would be such a great combination?!?"

Sincerely, Edward Bergin - Editor of "The Definitive Guide to Underground Humor

"I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"

"How the hell can i be a model for you guys DAMNIT! i love it "

"Girls and Ghoules go together like a cold steele blade to a hot fresh young throat! This magazine is one of the best on the market today! Hot babes and rotten old flesh, what an idea combination!"

FrightCrazyJim Jones

i wish i was a corpse. this mag is briliant, this is what this generation has been waiting for. keep up the awesome fuckin work man, kudos and i mean that with all the subcockel areas of my heart..

Conceded confidence (My Space)

I forget how many bloodsucking, strange people there are out there... then I return to your page. Ahhh I am addicted to this little safehaven we call "Girls and Corpses"

XOXO, Shannon

I like the girls and corpses magazine. It's great. I like the cheezy humor with using words related to corpses and death in regular sayings. The girls you guys get to model are really good looking too. Keep it up, I love the site.

Lee Forman

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XOXOXOOXOX -Angela HorroR

I can honestly say my two best friends and I have been searching for something like this for years. When we discovered Girls and Corpses we experienced feelings of sheer happiness, excitement, fulfillment, and a wild urge to go to the cemetery and dig up a body. Of course we didn't do that though... seeing how it's illegal and I am too busy to get in trouble with the law. I'm in the process of getting a cheerleading scholarship and that would look really bad. Anyway, I must admit that the three of us are what you would call outcasts around here due to our oversexed, horror loving, head banging nature. And now, we have found something that perfectly reflects our personalities as well as our sex-drives. So, we thank you from the bottom of our tomb. Eat, drink, sleep, girls and corpses!

Love you to death,
Lizzie, Mike, and Mariel

This old dryed up man may still have a chance. Ya make me want to kill meself. LOL My favorite city in Texas is Corpses Crispy down on the coast.

Craigo

Sorry, I'm all for freedom of speech and choice, but I just happened upon your site and just couldn't avoid the urge to mail you- You sad fucker!!

Your main interests in life are "girls and rotting corpses"????!!! Fuking hell, you really, really need to get out of your house and discover life. Go for a run, join a rock climbing organisation, start cooking, go snowbaording, travel, make music, rasie money for a charity, build a house, have sex with a REAL life woman. Anything!!! The possibilities are endless dude.

Jesus, you are very very sad. (And probably very scary and odd looking in real life I'm guessing)

Each to their own, I know, but.........get a fucking life.

Chocoate Muffin

Where can you buy this magazine? Ilooked all over your website and i didnt see anything. But it could of been because I was decapitated last month and my head fell into a ravine and was then eaten by a pack of ravenous dogs. Please let me know where i can prchase your magazine or how to subscribe.

_headless in chicago

hmmmm.....i'm a girl.......i love skulls..... guess there might as well b a mag like this!

Tracy

omg. You guys weirded me out a bit, but I couldn't stop laughing. Well, the doctor says I will be ok, just don't look at the covers so much. ooooooh, got milk??!?!? yeah. hahaha. ok, I stop...... freaky fun!

Smitten Kitten

I think what you guys are doing is a real beautiful thing and I was wondering if you guys were going to start making it available on newsstands or able to be subscribed too. I'd rather be able to read it while I'm taking the bus to work than have to spend time in front of the computer. But its worth it. Anyways, keep up the good work and if you guys have a mailing list or something I would like to be added to it. Thanks.

Thanks Jigga Man -

We're looking for financing to make it a newsstand magazine. We get tons of requests. But it's takes a ton of cash to put out a monthly color zine. The more our internet numbers go up the better it is for becoming a newsstand mag.

Keep the good thought.

RIP

The Corpses

"This is the greatest website ever! The scene seemed to be stagnating recently, but you've really brought some fresh meat to the grinder! Me and my wife find this stuff such a turn on, sometimes she pretends to be dead, sometimes I do, sometimes we pretend we're both dead. It's truly a sight to behold. Anyway, thanks for the pictures of dead bodies, they really brighten up my day." Love, a middle-aged corpse lover.

Dear Middle Aged Corpse Lover,
And We thought husbands didn't want their wives just to lie there. Go figure.

"I didn't know what to expect when I read the title, but this is GREAT!!! Such beautiful young slutty babes screwing around with decaying, rotting corpses... AMAZING! Sign me up for a lifetime subscription! (Aw hell why stop there - after I'm dead put me in bed with one of these necrophiliac hotties!" yours, Colt

Dear Colt,
You'll have to wait in line.

"Yeah!!! I love your site!!! I'll keep checking back for updates and also checking your myspace. I dont know what to comment on but i think your site is fucking cool!!! Thanks, Senshi

Dear Senshi,
Thanks! We're enjoying My Space and encourage readers to log on. Our My Space site is: /www.myspace.com/girlsandcorpses

"How can I get this magazine? I NEED THIS!"

Dear Need This:,
We're still a webzine for now. But we like the fast turaround for issues on the net. Maybe someday print magazines will be obsolite. But then we'll probably all be corpses

"WTF! I really don't get the point of your mag. Is it some big goth thing that's supposed to encourage necrophilia or something? Where the hell did you guys get the idea for this creepy shit, anyway?J ust curious."

Dear Just Curious,
Do we have to have a point? Just curious.

And the winner is! (From Christ The Light Cathedral]:

"You are completely sick. I hope you and your corpse rot in hell."

Signed,
A parent with a daughter who will never read crap like yours.

[Dear parent with a daughter who will never read crap like yours - Why are you reading crap like ours... and with your daughter... and in church for Christs sake! And you think 're sick?! Say eight Thousand hail Mary's and please pray for my soul...and yours. Love Satan]

"OK dude, Let's get one thing straight, I dont know if this is a joke or you really are twisted... But one thing is CERTAIN you are my new hero! I laughed my ass looking through your site man, maybe not your aim but hey, genius' are always misundertood in their own time right? on your site there's like a.. front page of one of your mags. I loved the headlines of the articles "how to keep her hot long after she's gone cold" man, best mix of pun and satire (and porn I guess) EVER! "

[Thanks duuude]

"Finally! a fetish i can dig my teeth into. i've been bored with feet, smoking, bukkake, voyeurism, light s&m, amputees, hard s&m and violence for a while now but i think that i can really get into girls and corpses."

[that's what G&C is all about -- the new festish frontier]

"The World has gone insane!"

[Do you just figure that out?]

"Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your website! Who ever would've thought that hot chicks and corpses would be such a great combination?!?"

[Apparently... we did]

"Hey mates love the site how brilliantly fucked up keep up the good work what lush babes and cool corpse."

"I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"

"Hey i was just wondering, where do the corpses come from? its a pretty cool(weird but cool) website and pics andshit, but i was just wondering where they came from."

[We shop in graveyards like others do supermarkets]

"Is this being published? I desperately want to order a subscription. You are disgusting, peace."

[We hope to be on the newstand in the future]

"this is one of the funniest sites i've ever seen."

[We aim to sleaze]

"I love your website, that's just about the best website ever. I only wish I had thought of it first. "

[Just about the weirdest? What sites do you go on?]

"I have now found a new new reason to live, u fuks are geniuses. Do u have any links to rabbi's sucking the blood from circumcisions?

[What do you think we are -- sick or something?]

"My brain stopped working altogether after I saw the magazine cover."

"Well, I know where I'm donating my body to after I die."

[Thanks but you'll have to audition with the other corpses]

I think there should be a pictorial of a couple girls (the blonde twins) and the corpse floating on those donut inflatables going down a slow stream. The corpse in between the two twins of course.Wouldn't that be a good one? You can even give the corpse a beach hat (straw hat) and a tropical drink with an umbrella for it's hand. The twins will be wearing pink bikinis.

[Sick minds think alike. Check out our latest spread with Melissa Carnett]

" I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"

[Just promise to blow out the match when the light the stake]

"How do you get a subscription?......it's fucking badass."

[Right now it's all for free -- just log on and enjoy!]