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LETTERS TO THE DEADITOR:
Well, we've been inudated with your email from all over the world since G&C MAgazine went to press. I think we saw the letter s WTF a thousand times. We also got hundreds of photos from young lovlies you wanted to be our next corpse cover girl. So keep those comments and photos coming!
Here's what you are saying about G&C Magazine:
Letter of the month:
"Sorry, I'm all for freedom of speech and choice, but I just happened upon your site and just couldn't avoid the urge to mail you-You sad fucker!! Your main interests in life are "girls and rottingcorpses"????!!! Fuking hell, you really, really need to get out of your house and discover life. Go for a run, join a rock climbing organization, start cooking, go snowboarding, travel, make music, raise money for a charity, build a house, have sex with a REAL life woman. Anything!!! The possibilities are endless dude. Jesus, you are very very sad. (And probably very scary and odd looking in real life I'm guessing) To each to their own, I know, but.........get a fucking life." muffin335@yahoo.co.uk
Hi Muffin -
Our best letter yet! Of course I'm scary looking! I'm a corpse!
- I'm also an avid mountain climber. I hike three times a week and train on mountain peaks with some of the best climbers in the world, who have climbed Everest.
- I just got back from a month in Southern Spain and Morocco. I travel to Europe yearly for at least a month and have eaten at over seventy-five Michelin Star restaurants. I'm a gourmand. I also, have guest chefed at various restaurants. And I won a local Iron Chef competition against restaurant chefs.
- I have a beautiful house, for twenty years, which I have added onto.
- I have worked as an professional actor in TV and films and model. I am Rod Serling on the Twilight Tower of Terror ride.
- I'm a published author and an award winning writer. Most recently, I received a Bram Stoker Award for "Dark Delicacies" an anthology I am in alongside Ray Bradbury and Clive Barker.
- I'm free to express myself as granted under our brilliant constitution.
- Oh, and I' m been happily married for twenty years, to a very successful, Emmy nominated costume designer.
So, look in the mirror Mcmuffin ... what have you been up to... hmmm? Jerking off to the dead? I'll put my corpse up against yours any time.
R.S. Rhine Publisher / Deaditor-in-Chief
Runner up:
"My son came to your sight. How come it doesn't have a warning screen at the beginning or something? He didn't know how to handle what he was seeing. His fragile 11 year old mind is completely warped now and he will need therapy. He also threw up over our $100 dollar wireless keyboard. Who do I talk to about lawsuits, insurance, and payment? Lets try and settle this matter painlessly."Arjun Singh
Dear Arjun Singh ... if that really is your name. Your extortion money is in a green bag on the middle lane of the 405 Freeway. Now go out and claim it. There is nothing more extreme on Girls and Corpses than CSI, or much of network television. We feature no nudity (though I imagine if you check what else your son is looking at on the internet you'll come up with some gay bestiality bondage). Anyhow, sorry about your dip-shit son. Apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Have you tried shock therapy. It helped me.
"Love the mag, pure genius; a total trashing of so-called 'mens' magazines combined with the film Necromantik and a genuine love of all things horror." Andrew Bridge
"This is really good idea because it shows the contrast of life and death plus you get a beautiful women too. It is very good humor because death is not a funny thing yet G&C gives you something to poke fun at when dealing with death."
Dorothy
Bingo, Dorothy. You get the door prize. You actually get it! That is the most astute comment 've received. You can't believe some of the lame letters we get. We would also like to feature you in a future issue after you die with one of our corpses. Our Attorney, Angel Death, will be sending you contract to sign. Thank you for proving that there is intelligent life on planet earth!
RIP!!
Corpsy
"GIRLS N CORPSES IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BRAINS!!!!!" Baboon
"Hey, greetings from Ireland, this is my new favourite site!!!! keep on rotting in the free world!"
All the best, CHUCK BURRIED esq The MO7s
"This is the greatest website ever! The scene seemed to be stagnating recently, but you've really brought some fresh meat to the grinder!
Me and my wife find this stuff such a turn on, sometimes she pretends to be dead, sometimes I do, sometimes we pretend we're both dead. It's truly a sight to behold. Anyway, Thanks for the pictures of dead bodies, they really brighten up my day."
Love from a middle-aged corpse lover.
"Yeah, I love bloody, fuckin' brain eating women. it's done quite tastefully too. mmmm."
Yancheez TJ
"Ohhhh my god...I absolutely love your magazine. I think its absolutely wonderful!!! What a fantastic idea....corpses and hot girls. I got such a wee chuckle from some of the pictures...I love how animated the girls are with the corpses . Its absolutely terrific!"
Lots of love Sioux xx
"What kind of sick stuff is this?? I want a girl on me better than a skeleton but I guess you guys can wait till I die."
"You're a crazy, insane, freak
we love you
keep up the good work"
- sean and drew
"Girls & Corpses!!!! Coffantastic!!!! Your site rules, i cant wait to model with some of your girls, cause i should be decaying soon!!!!:) I can already feel the rigor mortis setting in!!!!! HA HA!!!! Cheers to you cadaverous creeps!!!" -LEE
"Bonnie here. Too funny yet I have to admit I stopped and actually thought to myself would I pose with a corpse?
My 2 answers:
If someone took my ex husband ran him over with a car then left him in the desert to dry up and burn to death only to be eaten by buzzards.. Hell yea I would pose next to that like a true blonde trophy wife that I was...
Now if my husband now were to pass..I would just want to be near him...Don' t want to start thinking too kinky now...LOL
I love your magazine...Most original."
You have been kissed by Bonnie..xoxo
"You are seriously doing a beautiful fucking thing with this magazine. And you are making me jones for Jack...or his cousin, brother...any other distant relative or body part....*meep* Crossing my fingers and hoping not die."
Kellyturdcorkscrew
"Fucking sick! Awesome idea and execution!!"
Michael Oster
"And I thought Howard Stern is undead. You never stop learning new things. Girls & Corpses fuckin' rule! Let the zombies in! Prost!" -Tim-"
"You people ARE FUCKED IN HEAD stupid son of a bitch..."
Jaymison Lee
Dear Jaymison-
Of course we're fucked in the head. You didn't need to tell US that. We pride ourselves on not being "normal." To us being normal is fucked in the head. RIP, Corpsy
"This is one great combination - dead bodies and hot bodies...what hasn't anyone thought of this before? Hmmm....might have something to do with sanity. Overrated as it is."
Frank Quiet
"argggggghh, i want to be a girl to pose with the corpses, what age is it possible to do so? much respect to you all, love the shoots, especially when you were in Bizarre."
Kissy Corpse
"Damn I love you guys.. Keep making me hott over your lovely bods.. dead and alive -Sinfully Savage"
"finally, a magazine that recognizes the very two things that make me want to read"
"Hello,
I love the idea of your magazine. I'd love to send in some photos in hopes to be seen in it. How could I get into doing something like this. I do have modeling experience and a portfolio. What do you look for? Where would I send the photos? I had to ask.
Thanks for your time."
Paige
Hi Paige -
Just send your pics 72 dpi (small files) to info@girlsandcorpses.com . Our staff of corpses will review. It's not necessary to send naked pics. Just appreciated.
I finally found a place where I can show my fascination with corpses and the bizarre. I can't wait to get my hands on that first paper issue. Keep up the "Dead" work!
- Mandy -
I think your website is so funny. It shows you put a lot of work into it. I was on the floor laughing it was so good. thanks and keep up the great work
- www.animalshirts.net
Damn Dudes,
This Is BETTER Than Maxim! You Guys Rock,!!
- Drew/Pazatzu
I'm honestly really curious about your website. I read your main page and didn't get an answer to what I wanted to ask. Do you honestly use real corpses? I'm was so intrigued by your website, I spent at least 20 minutes with a couple other friends trying to figure it out. We came to the conclusion that they're fake due to laws that may get in the way of such things. I'm sure that there are federal laws that prevent stuff like this (similar to child pornography laws but in a more sick, twisted, and demented sort of way). I just really want to know. Are they real corpses or just really well made fakes?
P.S. That's quite possibly the most unique website/magazine combo I've ever seen and I've seen some pretty wild shit. keep rockin! OMFG the magazine is friggin hilarious!
~jose
Dear Jose. We'd love to tell you but then we'd have to kill you. The good news -- then you could be in our magazine.
--Rip Corpsy
Argh this is the greatest thing ive ever heard of..my two loves in life/death COMBINED!!!!!
-- Dr. Killgore
Awesome, man. Your Clown Porn photo shoot has the notoriety of being the first shoot in your mag that's actually made me laugh out loud. The sheer absurdity of it should win you an award.
Best ~ Ted
Dear Ted --
By any chance is your last name Bundy?
'' hay your guy's stuff is alsome...! that wierd i have never seen your guys mag, before.. ? do u use real corpses or fack ones...?
dum i know but i was woundering...
-- Leah...
Dear Leah --
We have passed around a donarion plate to buy you an edjuukation. P.S. they're not "fack."
HEY,JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE AWESOME, LOVE EVERY BIT OF IT.COOL SHIT!!!!
- WENDIE -
Awesome and fuckin' hilarious. These corpses must be very happy even if they are out of testicles.
- JET -
Damn Dudes, This Is BETTER Than Maxim! Where Do I Go To Find Out About Finding These Magazines And Or Subscriptions?
You Guys Rock, Drew
Hey Drew -- We are working on becoming a print magazine. We will have a Special printed issue coming our later this year. But for now we're freeee!
XOXOXOX, Corpsy
I think the magazine is an awesome idea! Not only does it give a place for hot women that have a necrophilia fetish to go and display their "lovers", but it also gives ugly ass muthafukas hope that maybe in death they can score with a hot chick! Like Mattrix and Coitus would say: "It's Brilliant!"
Sleepy
Dear Girls & Corpses, I love you. More than Jesus hates crosses, I love you.
Mike
Well, Satan loves you too Mike.
XOXOXXO, Corpsy
FUCK YEAH! THIS MAGAZINE IS THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER!
Josh The Jager Machine
Thanks Josh... but have you read our newest spinoff: Kilt and Lederhosen Magazine?
"Love the mag!!!!! how about some recently dead? lol"
Darkvision
We're on our way to the morgue now. Any other requests?
Keep rockin! OMFG the magazine is friggin hilarious!!
Jose
"Wow, very interesting magazine. Never would have thought to put hot girls and corpses together. Where did you get this idea?
Tracy Lou
We'd tell you Tracy but we'd have to kill you. The good news is you could then be in our magazine!
XOXOXOX, Corpsy
Argh this is the greatest thing I've ever heard of... my two loves in life/death COMBINED!!!!!
Dr. Killgore
Awesome, man. Your Clown Porn photo shoot has the notoriety of being the first shoot in your mag that's actually made me laugh out loud. The sheer absurdity of it should win you an award.
Best, Ted Geoghegan, Filmmaker
Starving Kappa Pictures, Ltd.
'' Hey your guy's stuff is awesome...! That's weird I have never seen your guys mag before. Do you use real corpses or fake ones? Dum i know but I was wondering...
Leah
Do they look real, Leah? They sure smell real.
Corpsy
HEY, JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE AWESOME!! LOVE EVERY BIT OF IT! COOL SHIT!!!!
WENDIE
Awesome and fuckin' hilarious. These corpses must be very happy even if they are out of testicles.
JET
Who says we're out of testicles?! Come say that to our faces so we can kick you in yours!
"Where do you guys operate from? I totally want a job working in your company that'd be sweet lol get back at me"
Stevons an Alcoholic
Great. Another alcholic looking for a job. Where do you think we get all the corpses who work for us now!
"Hey are those corpses real? If so, how is that legal?"
- Just Curious.
Dear Just Curious - All corpses are 18 years of age or older. We get them to sign a release.
XOXOXOX, Corpsy
"You guys are fucking awsome! Thanks for the laughs! I want to pose with a corpse! Anyways I listened to your radio show and you said you met with Bradbury! So rad! I love him and I love what you guys are doing! fucking cutting edge baby! love love love it!"
- Missy Lou Lou
"I love Girls and Corpses...but i want more....i need the hot rotting corpse of a dead girl"
Beth
Dear Beth - There must be an an old girlfriend you can dig up.
"Man i've been out of the f/x world for a long time but thanks to your mag's i'm gettin back into it with the ol'buddies.THANK YOU!!! corpses 4 life...lol...and death!
Dan
"Love that fuckin gore. You guys...are bringing me to tears....it's so beautiful...You make it all worthwhile."
"I have been laughing for 30 minutes upon discovering your site! "GO GIRLS & CORPSES!
The Whores
"Just went to the site--this has GOT to be your best issue yet. Looks like you guys had a blast—so glad this was able to work out! The leprechaun is so wrong in so many ways...I love it!"
Scotty Mullen (marketing - Lionsgate)
"I was checkin out some of my buddies friends list & damn, your profile is fuckin sick. I love it. Love the name, the books are kick ass & the content is beautiful. FUCK YEAH is all I have to say about it."
Hailz
"Issue was great man -- keep up the great work. When can we look forward to a 5th you should bring back the first corpse I think he was the best out of em what was his name ed?
Stabby
Hey Stabby -
His name was Rotten Eddie. And we tried to get him back but he wanted more money.
"My two favorite things...I never knew there was a mag like this one....oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh."
Marc
"FRIGGIN genious I must say, I can't agree with you more.....gotta love it. Good luck & talk to you soon."
Greg
"Chicks with corpses brilliant absolutely genius waiting along time time for something this amazing!"
"I have to be in this magazine. Please, tell me, how can I do that?"
Superheidi
Dear Superheidi -- you have to be dead or a verrry hot girl. If you are either, please contact us at: info@girlsandcorpses.com
"I love girls and corpses it's the best of both worlds in many ways then 1 if only more people knew the joy of girls and corpses it may be a happier place lol
Arthur
"It's not everyday a girl gets to be boned in a mag and keep her clothes on."
Cyn
"OMG!!!!! This has to be the most entertaining and original myspace pages I have found!!!!! Now just were would I find a copy of this magazine to pick up and read?"
Caio, Devon
Hey Devon -- We we not a print magazine yet, just a webzine. So, enjoy for freeee!!
Corpsy
"KILLER MAG!!! JUST FOUND YOUR WEB SITE, AND HAD TO WRITE AND SAY, WOW, IT'S TOTALLY KILLER!! I DIG THE BABES, AND THE CORPSES!!!! KEEP UP THE GREAT PICTORALS... AND KEEP IN TOUCH - OF CORPSE!!!
KELLY
"Gawd you make me laugh.This old dryed up man may still have a chance. Ya make me want to kill meself. LOL. My favorite city in Texas is Corpses Crispy down on the coast."
Craigo
"im still confused about the WHY GIRLS AND CORPES but then when i think about it, it doesnt really matter corpes are fresh and so are hot chicks, its a good combo, and creepy enough to be fun! "
Fattie
"I have a sign that hangs on the wall in my office that says " Dead chicks are easy" I had it custom made. I should take a picture of it and post it for you. Necrophilia rules....wrote a few necrophilia running cadences too. I bet you would like them."
Bubba
"The corpses are on the rise and all the girls are on their side... what a terrible day for mankind, unless of course your a corpse, then everything would be just peachy! lol!"
Still Shot
"What a Chick Magnet!! You jump their bones and get to pick off some Jerky for in between snacks!"
GH
JOKER: THIS your portFOLIO!
ROBERT RHINE:... Yes I'm meeting a friend who I wanted to see my work...
JOKER: He leafs through. Magazine covers of celebrities, heads of state and exotic vistas.
JOKER:Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, craaap
JOKER: ... Ahhh. Now here's good work. The Girls and Corpses by Robert Rhine.
JOKER:The skulls. The bodies. You give it all such a glow.
JOKER::(smirking) I dunno if it's art, but I like it! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Best combination since chocolate and peanut butter.
Csotys
"WOW THIS MAG REALLY GETS ME "STIFF"
Vyal
"GOLD. you can never have enough rotting corpses..... and hot girls! another fine publication!"
Ventolin
"I am greatly enjoying your comics. The girls and corpses site is great!"
Best regards, Eli Roth
Directed Hostel and Cabin by The Lake
"Simply put the best combination since that hit porn debbie does drano was put on the sheves And wow you even got mick jagger to pose for the cover shot with those fine young ladies!"
"OK dude, Let's get one thing straight, I dont know if this is a joke or you really are twisted... But one thing is CERTAIN you are my new hero! I laughed my ass looking through your site man, maybe not your aim but hey, genius' are always misundertood in their own time right? on your site there's like a.. front page of one of your mags. I loved the headlines of the articles "how to keep her hot long after she's gone cold" man, best mix of pun and satire (and porn I guess) EVER! Anywayz... got your site bookmarked and I'll probably write to you again... I sure hope this e-mail is legit otherwise i've really wasted my time."
Laurence Williams
"I went out with my mom yesterday to catch up and she asked me if i was going to start writing again... and i told her I'd write for Girls and Corpses... and her jaw kinda dropped down a bit and then she said.. "shhh..." I looked at her with a question... and she said "don't say that so loud" ... i laughed..."
Rose Madder
"I just wanted to tell you people that this is the best idea in a long time for a magazine! I'm writing to you from Finland and im a huge Zombie movie fan. When my friend posted me the cover of the magazine i thought that it was his photoshop work beeing a heavymetalist. (I'm sorry if i have lot of writing mistakes. But this is not my mothers tongue.)"
Dear Finland -- Please send us your mother's tongue. XOXOX, Corpsy
"Tell me how did you get this idea and is the magazine in paperform? If it is how can I subscribe it?"
Ilja
"I love your website, thats just about the best website ever. I only wish I had thought of it first. I hope there will be updates to Girls and Corpses."
Best Regards, John Holifield
"Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your website! Who ever would've thought that hot chicks and corpses would be such a great combination?!?"
Sincerely, Edward Bergin - Editor of "The Definitive Guide to Underground Humor
"I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"
"How the hell can i be a model for you guys DAMNIT! i love it "
"Girls and Ghoules go together like a cold steele blade to a hot fresh young throat! This magazine is one of the best on the market today! Hot babes and rotten old flesh, what an idea combination!"
FrightCrazyJim Jones
i wish i was a corpse. this mag is briliant, this is what this generation has been waiting for. keep up the awesome fuckin work man, kudos and i mean that with all the subcockel areas of my heart..
Conceded confidence (My Space)
I forget how many bloodsucking, strange people there are out there... then I return to your page. Ahhh I am addicted to this little safehaven we call "Girls and Corpses"
XOXO, Shannon
I like the girls and corpses magazine. It's great. I like the cheezy humor with using words related to corpses and death in regular sayings. The girls you guys get to model are really good looking too. Keep it up, I love the site.
Lee Forman
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOOXOX -Angela HorroR
I can honestly say my two best friends and I have been searching for something like this for years. When we discovered Girls and Corpses we experienced feelings of sheer happiness, excitement, fulfillment, and a wild urge to go to the cemetery and dig up a body. Of course we didn't do that though... seeing how it's illegal and I am too busy to get in trouble with the law. I'm in the process of getting a cheerleading scholarship and that would look really bad. Anyway, I must admit that the three of us are what you would call outcasts around here due to our oversexed, horror loving, head banging nature. And now, we have found something that perfectly reflects our personalities as well as our sex-drives. So, we thank you from the bottom of our tomb. Eat, drink, sleep, girls and corpses!
Love you to death,
Lizzie, Mike, and Mariel
This old dryed up man may still have a chance. Ya make me want to kill meself. LOL My favorite city in Texas is Corpses Crispy down on the coast.
Craigo
Sorry, I'm all for freedom of speech and choice, but I just happened upon your site and just couldn't avoid the urge to mail you- You sad fucker!!
Your main interests in life are "girls and rotting corpses"????!!! Fuking hell, you really, really need to get out of your house and discover life. Go for a run, join a rock climbing organisation, start cooking, go snowbaording, travel, make music, rasie money for a charity, build a house, have sex with a REAL life woman. Anything!!! The possibilities are endless dude.
Jesus, you are very very sad. (And probably very scary and odd looking in real life I'm guessing)
Each to their own, I know, but.........get a fucking life.
Chocoate Muffin
Where can you buy this magazine? Ilooked all over your website and i didnt see anything. But it could of been because I was decapitated last month and my head fell into a ravine and was then eaten by a pack of ravenous dogs. Please let me know where i can prchase your magazine or how to subscribe.
_headless in chicago
hmmmm.....i'm a girl.......i love skulls..... guess there might as well b a mag like this!
Tracy
omg. You guys weirded me out a bit, but I couldn't stop laughing. Well, the doctor says I will be ok, just don't look at the covers so much. ooooooh, got milk??!?!? yeah. hahaha. ok, I stop...... freaky fun!
Smitten Kitten
I think what you guys are doing is a real beautiful thing and I was wondering if you guys were going to start making it available on newsstands or able to be subscribed too. I'd rather be able to read it while I'm taking the bus to work than have to spend time in front of the computer. But its worth it. Anyways, keep up the good work and if you guys have a mailing list or something I would like to be added to it. Thanks.
Thanks Jigga Man -
We're looking for financing to make it a newsstand magazine. We get tons of requests. But it's takes a ton of cash to put out a monthly color zine. The more our internet numbers go up the better it is for becoming a newsstand mag.
Keep the good thought.
RIP
The Corpses
"This is the greatest website ever! The scene seemed to be stagnating recently, but you've really brought some fresh meat to the grinder! Me and my wife find this stuff such a turn on, sometimes she pretends to be dead, sometimes I do, sometimes we pretend we're both dead. It's truly a sight to behold. Anyway, thanks for the pictures of dead bodies, they really brighten up my day." Love, a middle-aged corpse lover.
Dear Middle Aged Corpse Lover,
And We thought husbands didn't want their wives just to lie there. Go figure.
"I didn't know what to expect when I read the title, but this is GREAT!!! Such beautiful young slutty babes screwing around with decaying, rotting corpses... AMAZING! Sign me up for a lifetime subscription! (Aw hell why stop there - after I'm dead put me in bed with one of these necrophiliac hotties!" yours, Colt
Dear Colt,
You'll have to wait in line.
"Yeah!!! I love your site!!! I'll keep checking back for updates and also checking your myspace. I dont know what to comment on but i think your site is fucking cool!!! Thanks, Senshi
Dear Senshi,
Thanks! We're enjoying My Space and encourage readers to log on. Our My Space site is: /www.myspace.com/girlsandcorpses
"How can I get this magazine? I NEED THIS!"
Dear Need This:,
We're still a webzine for now. But we like the fast turaround for issues on the net. Maybe someday print magazines will be obsolite. But then we'll probably all be corpses
"WTF! I really don't get the point of your mag. Is it some big goth thing that's supposed to encourage necrophilia or something? Where the hell did you guys get the idea for this creepy shit, anyway?J ust curious."
Dear Just Curious,
Do we have to have a point? Just curious.
And the winner is! (From Christ The Light Cathedral]:
"You are completely sick. I hope you and your corpse rot in hell."
Signed,
A parent with a daughter who will never read crap like yours.
[Dear parent with a daughter who will never read crap like yours - Why are you reading crap like ours... and with your daughter... and in church for Christs sake! And you think 're sick?! Say eight Thousand hail Mary's and please pray for my soul...and yours. Love Satan]
"OK dude, Let's get one thing straight, I dont know if this is a joke or you really are twisted... But one thing is CERTAIN you are my new hero! I laughed my ass looking through your site man, maybe not your aim but hey, genius' are always misundertood in their own time right? on your site there's like a.. front page of one of your mags. I loved the headlines of the articles "how to keep her hot long after she's gone cold" man, best mix of pun and satire (and porn I guess) EVER! "
[Thanks duuude]
"Finally! a fetish i can dig my teeth into. i've been bored with feet, smoking, bukkake, voyeurism, light s&m, amputees, hard s&m and violence for a while now but i think that i can really get into girls and corpses."
[that's what G&C is all about -- the new festish frontier]
"The World has gone insane!"
[Do you just figure that out?]
"Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your website! Who ever would've thought that hot chicks and corpses would be such a great combination?!?"
[Apparently... we did]
"Hey mates love the site how brilliantly fucked up keep up the good work what lush babes and cool corpse."
"I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"
"Hey i was just wondering, where do the corpses come from? its a pretty cool(weird but cool) website and pics andshit, but i was just wondering where they came from."
[We shop in graveyards like others do supermarkets]
"Is this being published? I desperately want to order a subscription. You are disgusting, peace."
[We hope to be on the newstand in the future]
"this is one of the funniest sites i've ever seen."
[We aim to sleaze]
"I love your website, that's just about the best website ever. I only wish I had thought of it first. "
[Just about the weirdest? What sites do you go on?]
"I have now found a new new reason to live, u fuks are geniuses. Do u have any links to rabbi's sucking the blood from circumcisions?
[What do you think we are -- sick or something?]
"My brain stopped working altogether after I saw the magazine cover."
"Well, I know where I'm donating my body to after I die."
[Thanks but you'll have to audition with the other corpses]
I think there should be a pictorial of a couple girls (the blonde twins) and the corpse floating on those donut inflatables going down a slow stream. The corpse in between the two twins of course.Wouldn't that be a good one? You can even give the corpse a beach hat (straw hat) and a tropical drink with an umbrella for it's hand. The twins will be wearing pink bikinis.
[Sick minds think alike. Check out our latest spread with Melissa Carnett]
" I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"
[Just promise to blow out the match when the light the stake]
"How do you get a subscription?......it's fucking badass."
[Right now it's all for free -- just log on and enjoy!]
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