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LETTERS TO THE DEADITOR:
Well, we've been inudated with your email from all over the world since G&C MAgazine went to press. I think we saw the letter s WTF a thousand times. We also got hundreds of photos from young lovlies you wanted to be our next corpse cover girl. So keep those comments and photos coming!
Here's what you are saying about G&C Magazine:
"I am greatly enjoying your comics. The girls and corpses site is great!"
Best regards, Eli Roth
Directed Hostel and Cabin by The Lake
"Simply put the best combination since that hit porn debbie does drano was put on the sheves And wow you even got mick jagger to pose for the cover shot with those fine young ladies!"
"OK dude, Let's get one thing straight, I dont know if this is a joke or you really are twisted... But one thing is CERTAIN you are my new hero! I laughed my ass looking through your site man, maybe not your aim but hey, genius' are always misundertood in their own time right? on your site there's like a.. front page of one of your mags. I loved the headlines of the articles "how to keep her hot long after she's gone cold" man, best mix of pun and satire (and porn I guess) EVER! Anywayz... got your site bookmarked and I'll probably write to you again... I sure hope this e-mail is legit otherwise i've really wasted my time."
Laurence Williams
"I went out with my mom yesterday to catch up and she asked me if i was going to start writing again... and i told her I'd write for Girls and Corpses... and her jaw kinda dropped down a bit and then she said.. "shhh..." I looked at her with a question... and she said "don't say that so loud" ... i laughed..."
Rose Madder
"I just wanted to tell you people that this is the best idea in a long time for a magazine! I'm writing to you from Finland and im a huge Zombie movie fan. When my friend posted me the cover of the magazine i thought that it was his photoshop work beeing a heavymetalist. (I'm sorry if i have lot of writing mistakes. But this is not my mothers tongue.)"
Dear Finland -- Please send us your mother's tongue. XOXOX, Corpsy
"Tell me how did you get this idea and is the magazine in paperform? If it is how can I subscribe it?"
Ilja
"I love your website, thats just about the best website ever. I only wish I had thought of it first. I hope there will be updates to Girls and Corpses."
Best Regards, John Holifield
"Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your website! Who ever would've thought that hot chicks and corpses would be such a great combination?!?"
Sincerely, Edward Bergin - Editor of "The Definitive Guide to Underground Humor
"I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"
"How the hell can i be a model for you guys DAMNIT! i love it "
"Girls and Ghoules go together like a cold steele blade to a hot fresh young throat! This magazine is one of the best on the market today! Hot babes and rotten old flesh, what an idea combination!"
FrightCrazyJim Jones
i wish i was a corpse. this mag is briliant, this is what this generation has been waiting for. keep up the awesome fuckin work man, kudos and i mean that with all the subcockel areas of my heart..
Conceded confidence (My Space)
I forget how many bloodsucking, strange people there are out there... then I return to your page. Ahhh I am addicted to this little safehaven we call "Girls and Corpses"
XOXO, Shannon
I like the girls and corpses magazine. It's great. I like the cheezy humor with using words related to corpses and death in regular sayings. The girls you guys get to model are really good looking too. Keep it up, I love the site.
Lee Forman
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOOXOX -Angela HorroR
I can honestly say my two best friends and I have been searching for something like this for years. When we discovered Girls and Corpses we experienced feelings of sheer happiness, excitement, fulfillment, and a wild urge to go to the cemetery and dig up a body. Of course we didn't do that though... seeing how it's illegal and I am too busy to get in trouble with the law. I'm in the process of getting a cheerleading scholarship and that would look really bad. Anyway, I must admit that the three of us are what you would call outcasts around here due to our oversexed, horror loving, head banging nature. And now, we have found something that perfectly reflects our personalities as well as our sex-drives. So, we thank you from the bottom of our tomb. Eat, drink, sleep, girls and corpses!
Love you to death,
Lizzie, Mike, and Mariel
This old dryed up man may still have a chance. Ya make me want to kill meself. LOL My favorite city in Texas is Corpses Crispy down on the coast.
Craigo
Sorry, I'm all for freedom of speech and choice, but I just happened upon your site and just couldn't avoid the urge to mail you- You sad fucker!!
Your main interests in life are "girls and rotting corpses"????!!! Fuking hell, you really, really need to get out of your house and discover life. Go for a run, join a rock climbing organisation, start cooking, go snowbaording, travel, make music, rasie money for a charity, build a house, have sex with a REAL life woman. Anything!!! The possibilities are endless dude.
Jesus, you are very very sad. (And probably very scary and odd looking in real life I'm guessing)
Each to their own, I know, but.........get a fucking life.
Chocoate Muffin
Where can you buy this magazine? Ilooked all over your website and i didnt see anything. But it could of been because I was decapitated last month and my head fell into a ravine and was then eaten by a pack of ravenous dogs. Please let me know where i can prchase your magazine or how to subscribe.
_headless in chicago
hmmmm.....i'm a girl.......i love skulls..... guess there might as well b a mag like this!
Tracy
omg. You guys weirded me out a bit, but I couldn't stop laughing. Well, the doctor says I will be ok, just don't look at the covers so much. ooooooh, got milk??!?!? yeah. hahaha. ok, I stop...... freaky fun!
Smitten Kitten
I think what you guys are doing is a real beautiful thing and I was wondering if you guys were going to start making it available on newsstands or able to be subscribed too. I'd rather be able to read it while I'm taking the bus to work than have to spend time in front of the computer. But its worth it. Anyways, keep up the good work and if you guys have a mailing list or something I would like to be added to it. Thanks.
Thanks Jigga Man -
We're looking for financing to make it a newsstand magazine. We get tons of requests. But it's takes a ton of cash to put out a monthly color zine. The more our internet numbers go up the better it is for becoming a newsstand mag.
Keep the good thought.
RIP
The Corpses
"This is the greatest website ever! The scene seemed to be stagnating recently, but you've really brought some fresh meat to the grinder! Me and my wife find this stuff such a turn on, sometimes she pretends to be dead, sometimes I do, sometimes we pretend we're both dead. It's truly a sight to behold. Anyway, thanks for the pictures of dead bodies, they really brighten up my day." Love, a middle-aged corpse lover.
Dear Middle Aged Corpse Lover,
And We thought husbands didn't want their wives just to lie there. Go figure.
"I didn't know what to expect when I read the title, but this is GREAT!!! Such beautiful young slutty babes screwing around with decaying, rotting corpses... AMAZING! Sign me up for a lifetime subscription! (Aw hell why stop there - after I'm dead put me in bed with one of these necrophiliac hotties!" yours, Colt
Dear Colt,
You'll have to wait in line.
"Yeah!!! I love your site!!! I'll keep checking back for updates and also checking your myspace. I dont know what to comment on but i think your site is fucking cool!!! Thanks, Senshi
Dear Senshi,
Thanks! We're enjoying My Space and encourage readers to log on. Our My Space site is: /www.myspace.com/girlsandcorpses
"How can I get this magazine? I NEED THIS!"
Dear Need This:,
We're still a webzine for now. But we like the fast turaround for issues on the net. Maybe someday print magazines will be obsolite. But then we'll probably all be corpses
"WTF! I really don't get the point of your mag. Is it some big goth thing that's supposed to encourage necrophilia or something? Where the hell did you guys get the idea for this creepy shit, anyway?J ust curious."
Dear Just Curious,
Do we have to have a point? Just curious.
And the winner is! (From Christ The Light Cathedral]:
"You are completely sick. I hope you and your corpse rot in hell."
Signed,
A parent with a daughter who will never read crap like yours.
[Dear parent with a daughter who will never read crap like yours - Why are you reading crap like ours... and with your daughter... and in church for Christs sake! And you think 're sick?! Say eight Thousand hail Mary's and please pray for my soul...and yours. Love Satan]
"OK dude, Let's get one thing straight, I dont know if this is a joke or you really are twisted... But one thing is CERTAIN you are my new hero! I laughed my ass looking through your site man, maybe not your aim but hey, genius' are always misundertood in their own time right? on your site there's like a.. front page of one of your mags. I loved the headlines of the articles "how to keep her hot long after she's gone cold" man, best mix of pun and satire (and porn I guess) EVER! "
[Thanks duuude]
"Finally! a fetish i can dig my teeth into. i've been bored with feet, smoking, bukkake, voyeurism, light s&m, amputees, hard s&m and violence for a while now but i think that i can really get into girls and corpses."
[that's what G&C is all about -- the new festish frontier]
"The World has gone insane!"
[Do you just figure that out?]
"Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your website! Who ever would've thought that hot chicks and corpses would be such a great combination?!?"
[Apparently... we did]
"Hey mates love the site how brilliantly fucked up keep up the good work what lush babes and cool corpse."
"I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"
"Hey i was just wondering, where do the corpses come from? its a pretty cool(weird but cool) website and pics andshit, but i was just wondering where they came from."
[We shop in graveyards like others do supermarkets]
"Is this being published? I desperately want to order a subscription. You are disgusting, peace."
[We hope to be on the newstand in the future]
"this is one of the funniest sites i've ever seen."
[We aim to sleaze]
"I love your website, that's just about the best website ever. I only wish I had thought of it first. "
[Just about the weirdest? What sites do you go on?]
"I have now found a new new reason to live, u fuks are geniuses. Do u have any links to rabbi's sucking the blood from circumcisions?
[What do you think we are -- sick or something?]
"My brain stopped working altogether after I saw the magazine cover."
"Well, I know where I'm donating my body to after I die."
[Thanks but you'll have to audition with the other corpses]
I think there should be a pictorial of a couple girls (the blonde twins) and the corpse floating on those donut inflatables going down a slow stream. The corpse in between the two twins of course.Wouldn't that be a good one? You can even give the corpse a beach hat (straw hat) and a tropical drink with an umbrella for it's hand. The twins will be wearing pink bikinis.
[Sick minds think alike. Check out our latest spread with Melissa Carnett]
" I have to say something.... that is one site I have never seen in my life. I got a great kick out of it. You are using your freedom of speech to a good use!!! Keep it up my friends!!!!!"
[Just promise to blow out the match when the light the stake]
"How do you get a subscription?......it's fucking badass."
[Right now it's all for free -- just log on and enjoy!]
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