G&C: Favorite position (political or otherwise)
WK: Well, I ought to be a Republican, since the GOP is just chock full of rotting corpses... but that's just too much even for me.
CC: (has temporarily passed out)
G&C: Have you ever had sex with a leprechaun?
WK: Who hasn't? If they're denyin' they're lyin. For reals.
G&C: Do you have sex with a corpse on a first date?
WK: I don't kiss and tell. Especially when my date doesn't have ears. Or lips, for that matter.
G&C: Do you remember the first time you had sex with a corpse?
WK: Ahhhh... like it was Thursday. Wait - it was Thursday.
G&C: Should corpses have plastic surgery?
WK: Even I think it's a little extravagant to spend money on plastic surgery when you have no skin... But then, I don't think that ever stopped Michael Jackson.
G&C: Are you going to the Corpsies this year? Who do you think will win for best corpse?
WK: Wouldn't miss it for the world!! I really think "Crash" did the best to add to the corpse population, but everybody knows that Gay Dead Cowboy movie's gonna kill. Especially the lead - I hear his coccyx is amazing.
G&C: Who are you going to wear?
WK: I believe I'll be wearing my skin... unless I don't feel like it. Really have to go with the mood of the day, you know?
G&C: What's you favorite moment from the filming of "2001 Maniacs"?
WK: Let's see... an entire cast of walking corpses? What's not to love?!? I do enjoy watching myself kill over and over (and over...) --- gotta love that.
CC: (temporarily regaining consciousness) When Wendy passed out and went to the hospital! I got the hotel room all to myself for 3 nights!!
G&C: Favorite line from "2001 Maniacs"
WK: The best one of mine that was cut: "Mama calls this my Penis Flytrap!!"
CC: "He ate and bbq-ed our friends!"
G&C: Did you see the original film and what did you think?
CC: It's a cult classic you just love to love it!
WK: Yes, I did -- it was awesome for the time. Just completely over-the-top.
G&C: What was it like working with Robert Englund?
WK: Just a Nightmare from beginning to end. (get it? Nightmare? I kill myself).
CC: He's amazing! Especially his stories, the man has a thousand stories we all can learn from, you can't help but to get educated around him!
G&C: Wendy, you have the uncanny ability to unhinge your jaw and it is reported that you once swallowed an Anaconda. How did you develop this unique talent?
WK: It's God-given, really. Once I realized I had no gag reflex, it was pretty much a given. It's a wonder more gals don't explore their oral talents.
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