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SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP
ZOEY WOODFIELD -- 18 and BARELY DEAD

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photos © Lon Casler Bixby

10 CORPSE SHOPPING TIPS:

1) Get to the stores early in the day to avoid the rush and see the look of suprise of the manager's face when you rattle through the doors at 6:00 a.m.

2) Not all malls allow coprses to shop and you may have to make a quick getaway. Park near the entrance.

3) Wear comfortable shoes. A day at the mall can make you feet feel rotten.

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4) Enter the mall through the perfume department first and get your spritzed, so as not to offend the noses of other shoppers.

5) When shoppoing for clothes, don't ever get the opinion of sales personl when trying on clothes. They'll always tell you that you look good even when the clothes are hanging on you. like a skeleton.

6) Drink plenty of fluids. Shopping is strenuous and the air in malls can dry your skin to a crisp and you might just wind up a pile of dust.

7) Avoid holiday sales. The prices are marked up for these supposedly discounted days and with all the shoppers grabbbing and pulling it just might wind up costing you and arm and a leg.

8) Know your corpse colors. Are you a spring, fall, autumn or dead of winter?

9) Try to not overdo it, set a time limit, or you'll wind up dead tired.

10) And bring your Viza Necro-card! Don't leave grave without it!

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