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You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long...
- When you purchase Baby Wipes and don't have kids.
- When you start calling people who aren't in the industry "civilians."
- When you're jaded about buying douche and enemas at the store.
- When you know what a FIP, ATM or DP means.
- When you start using the word insertion a lot.
- When you know the right kind of lube to use for vaginal or anal insertions.
- When you brag about dating someone who isn't in the industry.
- When you have too many platform heels in your shoe collection.
- When you think people look better with clothes on.
- When you don't mind getting STD's anymore.
- When you introduce yourself to someone, forgetting that you already did a sex scene with him or her.
- When you think the term "choked up" is a sexual reference.
- When you have to schedule your personal sex time around your professional sex time so you won't get too sore or can't shoot quite as big of a load.
- When you're jaded about cleaning the shit off of your strap-on after ass fucking.
- When you have no more sexual fantasies because you've already done everything known to man.
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