Welcome zombies to our 10th Anniversary issue of Girls and Corpses Magazine. Woo-hooo! It doesn't get much deader than this and we're having a blast -- and, based on your letters, so are you.

This is a very special issue because we are moving up in the world with an interview with Hollywood icon and director/writer, John Landis. Also, we have an in-depth interview with actress Sheri Moon Zombie, star of "The Devil Rejects" (and Rob's wife). If that's not enough we snagged an interview with writer of "Snakes On A Train" Eric Fosberg (also writer/director of Alien Abduction). And, last but not least, we chat with Twisted Sister scream star Fiona Horsay.

We had a killer time on Sirius Playboy Radio and want to thank the lovely and very horny Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon, also our corpse models Tiffany Shepis and Molly by Golly. Also, a special thank you to Eye Candy on Adelphia Cable for all the promo.

We are now getting over 2.5 million hits a month – so we are doing something right. You like our corpses... you really like them!

So, please keep reading G&C and hopefully soon we'll get out our first print issue! Satan willing.

FYI - I found the following anonymous letter on Craiglist and I thought it was appropriate for Girls and Corpses Magazine and warranted repeating. So enjoy our Schoolgirls and Corpses Issue, and stay dead.

And remember... "An apple a day keeps the maggots away."

RIP

Robert Steven Rhine

Publisher / Deaditor-in-Chief
Girls and Corpses Magazine

www.robertrhine.com

©2006 (reprinted only with permission of author)

Letter from Craigslist:

"Your neighbor is a necrophiliac? Do you know how hard it is to be a necrophiliac? I mean... first off... you have to want to fuck dead people, that in it's own right is fucked up right? So next, you have to find a dead person. I mean honestly here man, it's not like there's just cadavers lying around in random environments ripe (rotten?) for the plucking you know?

So, say you do find a dead person, and you're totally feeling their... vibe?... then you have to find an environment where you can continuously have 'Sex' with this dead hottie (coldy?) and mask the odor. Believe you me my friend, there's gonna be some ranky ass stench, right? Which is hilarious considering guys are like "damn, wash the coochie bitch..." and then they're totally vibing off the most rotten coochie out there... ok, back to the point.

So the most famous case of necrophilia was this dude whose wife kicked it right... and then he totally stuffed her (I mean, not physically... well that came later... I mean quite literally fucking stuffed her with some shit to prevent the whole... you know.. decaying thing) after he stuffed her he would do her man... and then he kept her refrigerated, well.. frozen I guess.. and would thaw her out for a good ... time.

So anyway, unless this person you know... works in like... a mortuary or something, it makes for some pretty awkward steps to get to the whole... banging dead people thing.

Now here's one for ya... I've dissected cadavers... and I gotta tell ya, I wasn't feeling it. Now, I'm a chick mind you and would need a stiff one... but for some reason the stiff just wasn't stiff enough, ya know?

Fucking dead people is highly overrated and not nearly as easy as it sounds."

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Heh-heh-heh... she should have come to us.

RIP,

The Grin Creeper