|Many of you are asking how to become a corpse model.
It's easy! Here's how:
1) You must be dead.
2) You have to be between 18 118
3) You must have good bone structure
4) You must be unmangled. (no train wreck victims)
5) Able to work under hot lights without stinking
6) Have a nice smile and most of your teeth still in your jawbone
7) You cannot be brittle and hard to work with on the set.
8) You must like being in the company of young, gorgeous girls.
If you meet the above requirements. -- send your body (return receipt) to:
I want to be a Corpse Model!
11333 Moorpark Street #192
Studio City CA 91602