Letters To The Deaditor:
Well, we've been inudated with your email from all over the world since G&C Magazine went to press. I think we saw the letter s WTF a thousand times. We also got hundreds of photos from young lovlies you wanted to be our next corpse cover girl. So keep those comments and photos coming!
Here's what you are saying about G&C Magazine:
"Hey Corpsy! I adore Girls and Corpses. If I lived closer to where you are, I'd probably be banging on your door (coffin?), begging to be on the cover. I love how you combine humour and the macabre so well and it's great to see people like Sheri Moon Zombie and Sid Haig get some well-deserved exposure. Hope all of you are well (even those of you that are dead)."
© 2007 Delilah Monroe
"I dig Girls and Corpses Magazine because "Weekend at Bernies" is one of my faves, and well, dead guys dont say no!
"OMG! This stuff is amazing...How do I model with ya'll....I fuckin LOVE IT! "
"I love Girls and Corpses Magazine because well...I love girls and I love Corpses haha. I think the pictures are hot, and I myself would love to be a model for the Girls and Corpses Magazine"
“I am a Marine in Iraq right now and I was just wondering if ya'll ship our way a lot of mags. Our online store will not ship to us. That would be cool.”
Lcpl Ward Jeremy
Hi Jeremy -
I’ve sent a big package of rotting fun for you Marines. Please send us a pic of your platoon when you get them. Stay safe over there. We've got enough corpses already! Though we could always use an Osama Bin Laden cover.
"Girls and Corpses is the right magazine for these twisted times of terror, torture and titillation.”
Kim Fowley (Rock ‘n Roll Monster)
You should know, Kim, having written and produced my favorite song of all time, “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, HAHA” and sixteen gold and platinum records.
"HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THE MOST BADASS MAGAZINE OF ALL TIME?!?!?
Starting with this issue, Reverend, you can order by going to Girlsandcorpses.com and clicking on the subscription button. Or, just check for a subscription card behind the phew of your local Church.
"Interesting concept -- reminds me of my dad picking up chicks on the golf corpse or rich old guys in Florida -- or Hugh Heffner (that one corpse looks a lot like him)"
What do you mean, “looks”? That IS Hef!
"There’s never been a better idea than "Girls and Corpses." Thanks for making my dream a reality."
Glad we beat out ‘the wheel,’ fire, the polio vaccine and the light bulb. Besides, with a classy name like “Skidmark” how could we let you down?
“HEY WE ALL GOING TO DIE. WHY NOT HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT!"
Right! Unless, of corpse, you are run over by a wheat thresher.
"Hey Mr. Rhine! We love Girls & Corpses, and have been following the E-Zine for ages. Good to see you in Bizarre mag, at last. When can we get the print version in the UK?
Freudstein (The band)
We have been fortunate to be featured in Bizarre magazine four times and most recently featured on the cover -- with the inside quote, "Our favorite magazine Girls and Corpse has finally arrived!"
"I love your magazine, it's a must have for anyone who requires glamour and death all in one place. Move over Jane Mansfield."
Do you have her head on your sofa?
“Mr. Rhine - I Just want to tell you how happy and surprised I was to walk right into your booth at the San Diego Comic! I instantly recognized who you were and had to step right up and praise you for putting out such a highly entertaining and bold book that speaks out to the people who "get it," because they are educated and smart. You see, I have your Girls and Corpses Calendar hanging up at my desk where I work and everyone in the company tells me I am a sick fuck. For what?? They think that your magazine is referring to necrophilia only where in your magazine does it actually show women fucking the corpses?? Nowhere!! Why are some people so fucking stupid that they can't figure out that your magazine is entertainment for fans of horror, comedy, art and this sort of genre?? I stand up for you all of the time because I believe in what you are doing and the message your product sends. By the way, you want to know what’s the funniest thing about having your magazines lying out on my desk? I work at a G-Rated Family Film Company!! HA! I love it! Keep up the great work!!! Hail Corpsy!
Thank you for your words of encouragement Jason! And please say hi to Mickey Mouse for us.
"MY copy of the Premiere issue arrived a few hours back in today's mail, and I am still smiling from external auditory meatus to external auditory meatus!!!! FUCKING GREAT ZINE!!!!
A huge 80 pages in Gorgeous color!!!
- The oh so hot Sheri Moon Zombie (oh, and Rob 'lucky bastard' Zombie)!!!
- Great pics from the G & C Mansion!!!
- The Lipton add (finally advertisements for us dearly departed, about time!!!)
- The super hot centerfold!!!
- The Recipe!!!
- The touching 'Propeller Boy' story!!!
- The Jorg Buttgereit interview!!!
- Lucky bastard 'BOZO' getting his chicken choked by Hollie Stevens (Clown Porn)!!!
- The movie, music and "people" articles and all the rest!!!
MY FAVORITE MAG EVER!!!
Ordering a couple more copies as the girls make my flesh warm to a point of my fingers sticking to and smearing the pages. Will have the next copy laminated!!
THANK YOU GIRLS AND CORPSES...keep em coming!!!!
with you for an eternity.......Butch"
"Holy shit, this thing's HUGE! Congratulations!"
"I ordered my copy of the Sheri Moon issue and cant wait to get it. what a great fuckin' idea for a magazine. I wish I would have thought of it. I knew I wasn't the only sick fuck out here."
"This is the best magazine I've ever purchased, hands down! "Not so" fresh and gruesomely entertaining! I'm looking forward to future issues!!"
"I friggin LOve you guys to DEATH!!!"
"I bought your mag-- I received it last week and I LOVE it. I am definitely a huge fan of yours now!"
"Just wanted to say your magazine cracks me the fuck up! LOL way to go in being so damned original! I wish you and the publication a very long... AFTERlife! lol congrats on going glossy too, looks very nice!"
"I got the first issue and i love it. Keep up the good work, you sick fuckers. But there was no subscription card. how do i subscribe. i need more.
Hey Mooney - We're a quarterly for now. Next issue out in July. We are working out the subscription bugs and will let everyone know when we go subscription.
Thanks for the kind words.
"Love your photos!! I just wanted to tell you that your magazine photos rock!!!!! Nothing beats the glamour of sex and death!
"I got my calendar last week. I have to tell you, it is the most twisted and demented calendar I have ever had the pleasure of hanging in my office."
"I'm not into Girls and I'm not into Corpses, but THAT is funny."
-West Hollywood waiter on seeing the premier issue of Girls and Corpses.
"Is it wrong to get turned on by this? The best magazine ever put into print."
"Just got my copy of the first issue today and it was even better than I had imagined -- Congrats!!!"
"Sending some respect to the best idea for a magazine ever!!!! XX
"Better tombs and gardens lol OMG! This publication is GREAT Love the gore of it alllll! Keep up the good work."
"Sunday was a blast. I can now add bodyguarding a 7ft Grizzly to my resume. What a life...hot chicks, corpses and Mexican food...oh yeah."
"Seriously, this mag is a breath of fresh air (in a stagnant decomposing body sort of way). It's sexy and fun and it doesn't take itself too seriously and is not for people who DO take themselves too seriously. On a magazine rack of mass produced mediocrity G&C stands out as bold and refreshing. So, my advice to those who haven't picked up their copy yet is...do so now or I will be forced to rip your lungs out through your belly buttons."
"Fantastic magazine. Loved the interview with Sheri Zombie. Great combination of humor and horror."
"What could be better then hot girls and cold corpses? NOTHING"
William J Bell
"ILOVE my Girls and Corpses!!! If people don't like it they're better off dead!"
"Got my issue yesterday! Great work, keep it up!"
You now how hard it is for a corpse to keep it up?
"I just received my copy..i love it sooo much! This magazine kicks so much ass! It's funny, sexy, and it has some good reading in it."
"Hey I got the magazine you guys did a kick ass job! That first printer you guys got is going to be kicking himself in the ass down the road."
"FUCK ME! This has to be the best thing since fake pussies!"
"WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO JUST GOT THE NEW ISSUE TODAY ITS SO GOOD I KILLED MYSELF JUST TO GET FEATURED IN THE NEXT ISSUE!!!" Hisdroogness
"I laughed my ass off. When I saw SICKCOM The dish licking was brilliant, no doubt about it! Golf swing on the client - divine and disturbing!!! The dog in the yard with the heads was - well, so doglike and hilarious and Jenny's (toilet) Cam was almost more than I could bear without peeing all over this nice dining room chair. Love the baby's "pacifier." As Zombie Bob would say "If I hadda have neighbors that were still livin', this would be the family I'd pick. You will be an instant hit."
"When I grow up and die, I want to be just like Corpsy.
"GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE"IMAGINATION IS EVERYTHING. IT IS THE PREVIEW OF LIFE'S COMING ATTRACTIONS."
"I have only fantasized about such things! This is absolutely breathtaking!"
Bucky The Skeleton
"I am so happy that this is a real magazine now! I can't believe people banned it just cuz it has corpses in it...corpses are good, more people need to be aware of that. Some folks just don't understand. I got a corpse prop from Halloween that i named Corpsy too. I just love him!!"
"Hi there i'm a 30 year old male and am very keen to acquire pictures of necrophilia and auto erotic asphixiation please advise me.
Is this Michael... Jackson?
"I laughed my ass off. When I saw SICKCOM The dish licking was brilliant, no doubt about it! Golf swing on the client - divine and disturbing!!! The dog in the yard with the heads was - well, so doglike and hilarious and Jenny's (toilet) Cam was almost more than I could bear without peeing all over this nice dining room chair. Love the baby's "pacifier." As Zombie Bob would say "If I hadda have neighbors that were still livin', this would be the family I'd pick. You will be an instant hit." - EK
"Superb! Greetings from the Netherlands: I really love the concept and the way it's portrayed, haven't been chuffed about something like this for a long time. Keep coming with those babes and the blessed departed."
"Coolest shit i've seen in quite some time."
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