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MELISSA and ROTTEN EDDIE -- POOLING AROUND

photos © Lon Casler Bixby

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"I like my men thin... real thin.
And, oh yeah, dead."
issue #2
My favorite colors are green and black
Turn ons: A corpse blowing in my ear. Turn offs: Sloppy kissers with
maggoty tongues.
Errogenous zone: Graveyards.
Favorite foods: Spareribs and beef jerky.

Dream date: Just going to a soda shop with my
main corpse, holding his bony hand and then going
back to his place for a nasty romp in his crypt.

Favorite singer: Michael Jackson
Favorite Corpse: (See above).

First crush on a corpse:
He was tall, dark and dead.

Do you go all the way on the first date?:
Depends on whether I get dinner or not. I

usually won't go all the way on a first unless
he's at least spends an arm and a leg.

Funniest dating moment: I grabbed his thingy and
it broke off. He was so embarrassed, he ran off into the
graveyard and I never saw him again. But I still have his
memento, pressed into my memory book.

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