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Croak Of The Month

Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Arkansas, and a detective goes into the coroner's to find the causes of death.

The coroner points to the first dead man.

"This is Cletus," he says. "He died of shock after winning 20 million on the lottery." He then moves on to the second smiling corpse.

"This is Bo," the coroner says with a grin. "He died while doing 'it' with Trudy-May." Finally he moves on to the last smiling corpse.

"This is Roscoe," says the coroner. "He died after being struck by lightning."

"Well," asks the detective, "Why in hell was the fool smiling?"

"Oh," says the coroner. "He thought he was having his picture taken."

Okay, you asked for it... here's one dead Santa joke.

What's Worse than a pile of a hundred dead department store Santas?

One live Santa at the bottom trying to eat it's way out

issue #14