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AKA "How To Stuff a Bird"

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issue #13
Behind The Bean Door - From Marilyn Chambers’ Kitchen
Recipe for dynamite dip that will WOW your guests!

Black Bean and Corn Salsa


2 Cans Black Beans (drained)
2 Cans Corn (drained) or fresh corn
½ Cup Red Bell Pepper
½ Cup Red Onion
½ Cup Cilantro (Chopped Well)
½ Cup Virgin Olive Oil (Its okay if YOU'RE NOT a Virgin, You can still use this!)
½ Cup FRESH Lime juice
¼ Cup Fresh Parsley (Chopped Well) Optional Ingredient
2-3 TBLS Cumin Seed (amt depends on your taste, but this is an Essential ingredient
3 Large Garlic Cloves Minced
½- 1 tsp Red Pepper Flakes
Salt and Pepper to taste (I always use Kosher Salt when I cook, and fresh ground black pepper!)

Combine all ingredients and refrigerate at least one hour before serving, so all the flavors can meld together. Use "Scoop" type corn chips so guests can get a good hit.

Make sure to measure ALL ingredients properly, or you'll be disappointed.

This dish is used as an appetizer or a type of "Relish". I'm telling you, you'll have people standing over the bowl fighting like Rabid Dogs to keep others away from it!

Bone Appetit!!

Annie T. Body - Blood Orange Martini

4 ounces vodka

1/2 ounce triple sec or flavored orange liqueur

2 ounces blood orange juice

2 blood orange slices

In a martini shaker combine all ingredients except the orange slices with a generous amount of ice. Shake vigorously for a few seconds. Strain the libation from the ice into a martini glass. Garnish with the orange slices

Rob Rotten - The "Russian Doctor"

1 Shot Vodka
1 10/325 mg Percocet (may sub vicodine, oxy, norco...)
1 10 mb Valium (let the two pills slightly desolve in the shot before drinking...)

Charlie Laine (February 2006 Penthouse Pet)
Butternut Squash Soup

I made it two years ago.. it was yummy
Charlie Laine XOXO

1 hour 25 min prep
6 tablespoons chopped onions
4 tablespoons margarine
6 cups peeled and cubed butternut squash
3 cups water
4 chicken bouillon cubes
1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/8 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese

1. In a large saucepan, saute onions in margarine until tender.

2. Add squash, water, bouillon, marjoram, black pepper and cayenne pepper.

3. Bring to boil; cook 20 minutes, or until squash is tender.

4. Puree squash and cream cheese in a blender or food processor in batches until smooth.

5. Return to saucepan, and heat through.

6. Do not allow to boil.

Marcos Leon's 16" Turkey Recipe


1 turkey
2 boxes of seasoned bread crumb stuffing
2 cups of canned pitted olives
1 can of peas
1 bag of carrots
1 cup of mushrooms
1 whole celery stock
1 large onion
2 cups of canned mixed vegetables

Lots of butter...hey it's a turkey. Your aloud to get fat once a year.

Take liver out of turkey and cut into small pieces along with heart. Saute in butter in big pot. Then in same big pot add all bread crumb stuffing with as much butter as it takes to get it moist. Simmer over low-med heat. Chop olives, mushrooms, celery, onion and carrots.

Add to stuffing as soon as possible. Make sure to keep stirring so as not to burn stuffing. Add more butter if desired. Add vegetables, and peas and keep stirring. Let cool a little before you begin stuffing your turkey. Smear butter all over turkey including inside. Stuff turkey with your stuffing until bird looks like it can't hold anymore.

This next part is optional. I usually like to sew the turkey up so the stuffing bakes inside the turkey and absorbs all the flavor. Put turkey into a big oven safe plastic bag. Cooking time of turkey depends on size but cook at 350 degrees. Usually 4-5 hours but keep checking every 2 hours. That's it...hope you like. Enjoy.

The Insane Cock Brother's
Chili Franks (Xtra large) and Sticky Rice:
Insane Cock Brothers Volume 1 & 2

1 cup chopped onion
1 (12-ounce) package frankfurters, cut into 1-inch pieces
1 (16-ounce) can chili without beans
1 (15-ounce) can kidney or pinto beans
2 teaspoons chili powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon prepared mustard
5 to 6 drops hot pepper sauce
1/3 cup sour cream
3 cups hot cooked rice
Combine onion and frankfurters in 10-inch skillet. Cook over medium heat, stirring, for 3 to 4 minutes.

Add chili, beans, chili powder, salt, mustard and pepper sauce. Cook, covered, 5 minutes longer or until bubbly hot. Stir in sour cream.

Serve over beds of fluffy rice. Makes 6 servings

Crystal's Cherry "Glaze"
Squirt Hunter

A quick glaze to prepare during busy holiday times, sweet cherry is great with ham or any pork cut.

1 cup cherry jam
1 cup honey

Combine cherry jam and honey; stir well. Spoon over ham or pork loin during the last 30 minutes of cooking. Makes about 2 cups

Ron Jeremy's -- Brown Sugar Carrots

You'll Need:

3/4 pound medium carrots, peeled
1 tablespoon butter or margarine
1 tablespoon brown sugar, packed
Dash of salt

Procedures :Cut carrots in half, both crosswise and lengthwise. Cook carrots in a medium saucepan, covered, in a small amount of boiling water 8-10 minutes, or until crisp-tender. Drain well; remove from pan. In the same saucepan combine butter or margarine, brown sugar, and salt. Stir over medium heat until combined. Add carrots. Cook, uncovered, about 2 minutes or till glazed, stirring frequently. Season to taste with pepper. Makes 4 servings.

Hollie Steven's ("Clown Porn")
Grandma's Cookie Recipe



1/2 cup shortning "part butter"
1 cup sugar
1 egg
1 tsp. vanilla
2 2/3 cup flour
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 cup sour cream

Cooking Instructions: Preheat oven at 425. Mix shortning, sugar, egg and vanilla. Measure flour, blend dry ingredients and add creamed mix. Alternate with sour cream.

Roll out 1/4 inch. Use cookie cutters to cut out thanksgiving shapes. Bake on greased sheet 8-10 minutes.

makes 4-5 dozen

R.S. Rhine's -- Bukkakee Duck


- 12 short, hairless, Asian men

- Jerk for several minutes - (Renders one cup jerk marinade)

- Pour basting lmarinade iquid over one duck (preferably dead)

Cook in a womb at 400 degrees for 45 minutes. Baste in jerk sauce every ten minutes while watching Hollie Stevens "Clown Porn."

When skin is crispy -- not sticky -- you're ready to rip that duck apart.

Mistress Genevieve -- Little Deviled Eggs

• 6 eggs
• 2 tablespoons mayonnaise
• 1 teaspoon prepared Dijon-style mustard
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper

1 Place eggs in a medium saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil and immediately remove from heat. Cover and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool and peel.

2 Slice eggs in half lengthwise. Remove yolks and place in a medium bowl. Set aside egg whites. Mashing with a fork, mix mayonnaise, Dijon-style mustard, salt and black pepper with the egg yolks.

3 Fill the hollowed egg white halves with the yolk mixture. Sprinkle with cayenne pepper, adjusting the amount to taste. Cover and chill in the refrigerator until serving.

Amber Wild's Virgin Cherry Pie

Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 35 minutes
Total Time: 50 minutes
Serves: 8

1 cup milk
2 Tbsps. unsalted butter, softened
1/4 tsp. almond extract
2 eggs
1/4 cup sugar
1 cup buttermilk baking mix
1-1/4 lbs. cherry light pie filling
2 Tbsps. unsalted butter, chilled
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon

Instructions: Preheat oven to temperature 400°F. Combine first 5 ingredients and 1/2 cup baking mix in a bowl and beat until smooth, 15 seconds in a blender on high or 1 minute with a hand beater. Pour into a greased 10 inch pie plate. Spoon pie filling evenly over top. Bake 25 minutes. Meanwhile, prepare streusel: Cut chilled butter into brown sugar, cinnamon and 1/2 cup baking mix until crumbly. Remove pie from oven after 25 minutes and top with streusel. Bake about 10 minutes more, until streusel is brown. Cool.

Courtney’s Cummz Cookie & Cream cheese Pie!

You’ll need:
Oreo cookies
Cream cheese (The box)
A cap full of vanilla
Cool whip (regular size tub)
Vanilla instant pudding (1 box) (Follow direction on the box to make the pudding)

After you have all that set, take the Pudding , then add cream cheese, then add cool whip and cap of vanilla.....beat all together

Get a mid size glass baking pan. Lay crumbled Oreos on bottom layer
Poor mixture over Oreos
On top place more Oreos..
Chill in the fridge for an hour or so....
And Voila! Ready to serve!

Yummy for your tummy…and will give you the sugar high of your life. LOL

Kendra James - Hazelnut-Pesto Grilled Turkey Breast


4 cups cherry or apple wood chips
1/4 cup chopped Hazelnuts or almonds toasted
1 egg yolk
1 cup loosly packed fresh spinach leaves
1 cup Basil leaves
1 tbl Hazelnut oil
1 clove garlic
1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
2 1/2 to 3 lbs turkey breast with bone
olive oil

soak wood chips for at least and hour before grilling.

Pesto: Place hazelnuts in a food processor cover and blend until very finely chopped. Add egg yolk, spinach, basil, 1 tbl of olive oil and the garlic. Cover and blend until nearly smooth. If necessary, stop and scrape container sides. Stir in the parmesan cheese.

Loosen the skin of the turkey leaving the skin attached at the edge. Spread the pesto over the meat under the skin. Fold the skin over the pesto. Secure with toothpicks.Insert a meat thermometer into the thickest part of breast without hitting the bone.

Drain wood chips. In a covered grill, arrange medium hot coals around drip pan. Pour 1 inch of water into drip pan. Sprinkle half of the wood chips onto the coals. Place turkey breast, pesto stuffed side up, on grill rack over the drip pan but not over the coals. Brush with olive oil. Tighten the ropes on your captive if they are trying to wiggle out.

Cover and grill until therm gets to 170 degrees about 1 or 1 1/4 hour.Add more coals drained wood chips and water as necessar Remove cover(this is a good time for a quickie) and let stand for at least 10 min. Serve an before the triptophine kicks in bang like bunnies at a Roman orgy. Then pass out like Hommer Simpson.