ROMERO’S SECRET ZOMBIE HISTORY!
By Girls and Corpses graveyard reporter and Senior Corpsepondent David L. Tamarin
The Crazies photos by Saeed Adyani
Courtesy Overture Films
BOMBSHELL TONIGHT:
CULT DIRECTOR GEORGE ROMERO IS A ZOMBIE!
(Washington Bureau) In an exclusive Girls and Corpses investigation, we have uncovered, through our zombie sources, that George A. Romero has been “undead” for almost 100 years! The horror director is a centuries-old zombie!
The truth is finally out. We have infiltrated an international zombie ring to find out the truth about Romero, director of Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Diary of the Dead, and many more dead films. We have in our possession some shocking photos—shown here for the first time—that reveal the truth that Romero is no living, breathing human being but rather a zombie who has been eating brains for centuries. Just this week, two of his crew members were found in Romero’s film vault, with their brains missing.
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