The subject is Nuclear War and since this will be the last published issue of Girls and Corpses Magazine we wanted to go out with a bang. Yes, you heard right, we are no longer going to be putting out a print edition, though we will still be on the web with sick and sexy photos. Why, you ask? Well, read our Letter-From-The-Deaditor. The good news is, we are now in the film business with Girls and Corpses Presents label and our movie Cynthia coming out soon. So, enjoy this War issue, which we shot in a real 1961 era bomb shelter, with three Russian babes and President Donald Rump! And, ladies and corpses… that’s all folks! This issue will dissapear faster than Guam, so order now!

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Watch The World Premiere of The Girls and Corpses Animated Music Video "I'm Just A Crazy Fucked up Bitch" sung by The Fabulous Miss Wendy!

Girls and Corpses Summer issue music video Bad Dudes A Surfing by The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns.

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WARNING! New Girls and Corpses Music video Bodies In My Basement

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“I first saw Girls and Corpses at a Fangoria convention and I couldn’t believe that there was a magazine that combined my two favorite things in such a wonderful creative way. And I read it and I thought it was so funny, tongue planted in rotted cheek, and really really smart and it’s actually the magazine I take with me on airplanes... I’ll always be sitting there reading Girls and Corpses because the reaction you get from the people around you is often as entertaining as the magazine itself. Girls and Corpses... two great tastes that go together!” -Eli Roth Director/writer/producer/actor (Hostel 1&2, The Last Exorcism, actor in Inglorious Bastards).

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"Pretty Horrifying stuff. This guy's got a sick mind." - Jimmy Kimmel

"I thought I had seen everything!" -Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

"Reading this magazine is something to die for!" - Amy Fisher (The Long Island Lolita and star of the XXX "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape")

"Possibly the most bizarre magazine in the history of the world." - Reddit

"G&C is a manic cross of The Man Show and Creepshow." - News Of The Dead

"Straddling that fine line between brutal tastelessness and hilarious misogyny, Girls and Corpses is very much a throwback to the humor mags of the late ’70s/early ’80s, with a very pointed, sarcastic POV that recalls some of the best issues of National Lampoon. I hope that the might Conde Nast publishing empire will soon be acquiring them!" - Wired Magazine

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No corpses were harmed in the making of this magazine. All corpses are 18 years of age or over

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