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Our Religion is Dead issue features
JESUS CHRIST himself, JAMES CAVIEZEL (The Passion Of The Christ), with cover stars BILL MOSELEY (The Devil's Rejects) and his Sexecutioners CLARE GRANT and JILLIAN MURRAY. Also, Cardinal ANDREW DIVOFF (Lost, Wishmaster) with Sister JACKIE OHHH! And even more spiritual shit, including: Nuns and Corpses, The Church of Death, The Deadly Seven, artist Karl Persson, Dolls and Dead Things, How to Start a Cult... and more sin to make your head spin!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! I want to worship this issue!
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Bill Moseley (The Devils Rejects, The Graves)
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Sexecutioners Clare Grant & Julian Murray (The Graves)
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The Passion of
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Cardinal Andrew Divoff (Wishmaster, The Dead Matter) and Sister Jackie Ohhh!
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| Girls and Corpses Back Issues!!! |
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You don't know what to look at first, or whether to laugh or cry or vomit."
- L.A. Weekly
"Girls and Corpses puts the FEEL in NECROPHILIA!" - Director Joe Dante
"Our favorite magazine Girls and Corpses has finally arrived!" - Bizarre Magazine
"The world's most bizarre magazine in history" - Odee.com
"How did I not know this magazine existed?" - Mick GarrIs (Exec Prod. Masters of Horror )
"Hot chicks and horror -- man I love it!" - Chris Gore -- Editor Film Threat Magazine
"The Girls and Corpses site is great!"
- Eli Roth, Director of "Hostel" and "Cabin Fever"
"The Necro-Humour Apostle, Robert Steven Rhine... A Jack of all trades whose work is steeped in the blackest of humour." -- Rue Morgue Magazine
"I love Girls and Corpses Magazine because it is disturbingly delightful & outstandingly macabre! Take Hot Bitches, Corpses, Sex & Death then throw it in a blender and there you have it! A morbid mindfuck of the highest callibur that's sure to please the necrophile in anyone!" - Gashley Darcane / Red Scream Magazine
"This has to be one of the wierdest yet amazing reads for a long time! More over Bizarre, there's a new freak read in town!" - Devolution Magazine(UK)
"Girls and Corpses is a hilarious bit of satire, taking the scantily clad pseudo-porn of Maxim and Stuff, and taking it way over the line in a brutally comic way. It’s a brilliant parody of that culture, with enough offensiveness and mixed-necro-messages to traumatize any child who would pick it up accidentally. To me, that’s always the mark of a great read." – Bookgasm - For the complete review click here
"Love that mix of hot blooded sex and cold blooded murder" - Rodrigo Gudino, President Rue Morgue Magazine
"Girls and Corpses Magazine is a great title to live up (or down) to. Continued good luck with all your endeavors" - John Landis
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"I must say that I’m not the easiest person to impress but GIRLS AND CORPSES magazine has me floored. What a great concept for a magazine! GIRLS & CORPSES is irreverent, most definitely politically incorrect and breaks a lot of taboos but it’s an undeniable fun read and one of the best magazines I have ever come across. It gets my highest recommendation. This should be on your subscription list if you are a horror fan." - Buried.com - Read full review: click here
"Pretty Horrifying stuff. This guy's got a sick mind." - Jimmy Kimmel
"I thought I had seen everything!" - Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
"Reading this magazine is something to die for!" - Amy Fisher (The Long Island Lolita and star of the XXX "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape")
"Possibly the most bizarre magazine in the history of the world." - Reddit
"One of the best magazines ever conceived." - Bookgasm - full review
"G&C is a manic cross of The Man Show and Creepshow." - News Of The Dead Click here for full review
"Straddling that fine line between brutal tastelessness and hilarious misogyny, Girls and Corpses is very much a throwback to the humor mags of the late ’70s/early ’80s, with a very pointed, sarcastic POV that recalls some of the best issues of National Lampoon. I hope that the might Conde Nast publishing empire will soon be acquiring them!" - Wired Magazine
"The comics are crazy, the fake ads are hilarious, the girls are hot, and the corpses are fetid! I also really dig the interviews with Sheri Moon Zombie (adorable), Jim Smith (hilarious), and motherfucking Jorg Buttgereit (genius)! " - John Skipp (Author/creator of Splatter Punk)
"What an amazing magazine!"
- James Wan (Director "Saw" I, II, III)"
"Sigmund Freud once said the world’s two greatest taboos were sex and death. Leave it to award-winning horror writer Robert Steven Rhine to bring them together." - The Naughty American
"Wow -- it looks great!!! I love Girls and Corpses Magazine -- You can't go wrong with hot chicks & the dead!!" - XOXO - Sheri Moon Zombie ("The Devil's Rejects" Rob Zombie's "Halloween")
"Laugh? We nearly died!" - Penthouse Magazine
"Freaky, funky, tongue-in-cheek fusion of lad mags with softcore zombie porn. A slick, hilarious evisceration of innocuous newsstand fare, G&C lures gore freaks and sex nerds alike to caress its glossy pages." - Eros Magazine click for full interview
"The corpses are naked and the girls have to wear bikinis! Whats wrong with you guys?" - Jörg Buttgereit (director "Nekromanik")
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Sick New Graphic Novel Kids! Corpses Love 'em!
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SATAN'S 3-RING CIRCUS OF HELL
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We're growing at G&C! Soon we will be the biggest asses on the planet! |
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SURGEON GENERALS WARNING:
Side effects to reading Girls and Corpses Magazine may include: Nausea, vomiting, giggling, rickets, munchies, intestinal gas, heavy breathing, priapism, elephantitis, staring, bluish tint in genital region, unprecedented pubic hair growth, facial tics, priapism, fever, anal rash, bleeding orifices, sense of unreality, repeating other people’s words, glowing green feces, impotence, skim milk lactation in women, hair growth in eyeballs, penis growth from forehead, nipples occurring in random places, vomiting meatballs, psychosis, homicidal ideation, coprophagia, temporary levitation, jaundice, foul-smelling sweat, tongue tumors, urinating diarrhea, inappropriate laughter, hysteria, schizophrenia, synesthesia, vein disintegration, confusion, anti-social behavior, death, premature aging, formation of tail, blindness, spontaneous orgasm, xenophobia, paranoia, crotch rot, skin sloughing, absurdist mental state, immortality and spontaneous combustion. This site contains depictions of dead things, actual beautiful women, dark comedy and simulated acts of affection between the living and the dead. If you are offended by any of these things, throw out your television immediately. G&C is for external use only. Please consult your mortician in case of accidental or forced ingestion. Made from 100% recyclable corpse. 10% of all proceeds will go to Necrophiliacs Anonymous. Do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery while pleasuring yourself to G&C.
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No corpses were harmed in the making of this magazine. All corpses are 18 years of age or over
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| All related characters and elements are the trademarks of Girls and Corpses Magazine ©2003-2009 Robert Steven Rhine.. All material and artwork on this page and all linked pages are the property of Girls and Corpses Magazine and are protected under United States and International Copyright Laws. All Rights are Reserved. No permission is granted and, in fact, it is strictly forbidden to make use of this material, in whole or in part, for any purpose without obtaining written permission. For site security purposes, this computer system employs software programs to monitor network traffic to identify unauthorized attempts to upload or change information, or otherwise cause damage. Unauthorized attempts to upload information or change information on this website are strictly prohibited and may be punishable under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 and the National Information Infrastructure Protection Act. Information from the above mentioned software may also be used for authorized law enforcement investigations. In other words... don't fuck with the dead. |
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