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Madame Talbot -- Merchant of Death click here	Suzzan Blac - No Pain No Painting click here

Here she comes... Miss Horrorfest... in our fourth rotting print issue.
See a small town beauty queen turned into a raving scream queen.
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GIRLS and CORPSES MAGAZINE now on NEWSSTANDS in U.S. and Canada!
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"Sigmund Freud once said the world’s two greatest taboos were sex and death.
Leave it to award-winning horror writer Robert Steven Rhine to bring them together."
The Naughty American Click for full interview

In this issue...


Miss Horrorfest "Beauty Queen to Scream Queen" click here	The Genitortuers, Metal Sanaz and Angela Ryan party like Rotstars! click here


Mr. Deadguy click here	The Horrifics click here

	Also featuring: The Lighter Side of Torture, Cutters, The Three Stoogeheads, Wheel of Mis-Fortune, Celebrity Death Poll, Girls and Corpses blacklight poster, Last Laughs, Dr. Necco Feelya and more comedy than you can shake a stiff at!
Happy Endings Massage Parlor click here

Coffin Of Contents

Letter from the Publisher
Deaditor-In-Chief R.S. Rhine

Letters to The Deaditor

Film Review
Corpsy gives Zombie Strippers three stumps up!

Film Review
National Lampoon's "One, Two, Many"

More Before and after Crack
This week... Michael Jackson

GCN Neccro News Network
Updated - May 3, 2008

Sex Tips
Dr. Necco Feelya

Corpse-Press
G&C in the news, on TV & Radio etc.
Updated - May 3, 2008

Corpse-a-rism of the month:
"I wish I had invented a way not to die." - Thomas Edison

Belladonna
Loves Corpsy!

CILF Seeker
Corpses I'd Like to...

Our Bonus Back Cover!
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Morgue condos for rent

Girls and Corpses Blacklight Poster!
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Celebrity Death Poll

Pocket Corpsy

Morgue Gallery

See American Bile star David Archuleta in fifty years
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Prison Soap

Corpse Body Soap

Girls and Corpses Back Issues!!!


Print Issue #3


Print Issue #2		Print Issue #1


Issue #15 Corpse Bowl	Issue #14 Merry Corpsemas	Issue #13 Happy Carcass Day!!!	Issue #12 Helloween


Issue #11 Corpse Camping	Issue #10 Schoolgirls & Corpses	Issue #9 BBQ Corpse Recipes	Issue #8 Howard Stern Dead


Issue #7 Rot n' Roll	Issue #6 Happy Fester!	Issue #5 St. Patrick's Dead	Issue #4 Valentines Dead


Issue #3 Christmas	Issue #2	Issue #1 Debut

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"Hot chicks and horror -- man I love it!" - Chris Gore -- Editor Film Threat Magazine

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- Eli Roth, Director of "Hostel" and "Cabin Fever"

"The Necro-Humour Apostle, Robert Steven Rhine... A Jack of all trades whose work is steeped in the blackest of humour." -- Rue Morgue Magazine

"I love Girls and Corpses Magazine because it is disturbingly delightful & outstandingly macabre! Take Hot Bitches, Corpses, Sex & Death then throw it in a blender and there you have it! A morbid mindfuck of the highest callibur that's sure to please the necrophile in anyone!" - Gashley Darcane / Red Scream Magazine

"This has to be one of the wierdest yet amazing reads for a long time! More over Bizarre, there's a new freak read in town!" - Devolution Magazine(UK)

"Girls and Corpses is a hilarious bit of satire, taking the scantily clad pseudo-porn of Maxim and Stuff, and taking it way over the line in a brutally comic way. It’s a brilliant parody of that culture, with enough offensiveness and mixed-necro-messages to traumatize any child who would pick it up accidentally. To me, that’s always the mark of a great read." – Bookgasm - For the complete review click here

"Pretty Horrifying stuff. This guy's got a sick mind." - Jimmy Kimmel

"I thought I had seen everything!" - Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

"Reading this magazine is something to die for!" - Amy Fisher (The Long Island Lolita and star of the XXX "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape")

"Possibly the most bizarre magazine in the history of the world." - Reddit

"One of the best magazines ever conceived." - Bookgasm - full review

"G&C is a manic cross of The Man Show and Creepshow." - News Of The Dead Click here for full review

"Straddling that fine line between brutal tastelessness and hilarious misogyny, Girls and Corpses is very much a throwback to the humor mags of the late ’70s/early ’80s, with a very pointed, sarcastic POV that recalls some of the best issues of National Lampoon. I hope that the might Conde Nast publishing empire will soon be acquiring them!" - Wired Magazine

"The comics are crazy, the fake ads are hilarious, the girls are hot, and the corpses are fetid! I also really dig the interviews with Sheri Moon Zombie (adorable), Jim Smith (hilarious), and motherfucking Jorg Buttgereit (genius)! " - John Skipp (Author/creator of Splatter Punk)

"What an amazing magazine!"
- James Wan (Director "Saw" I, II, III)"

" I need to quote Borat by saying one simple word: "Success!"

"Wow -- it looks great!!! I love Girls and Corpses Magazine -- You can't go wrong with hot chicks & the dead!!" - XOXO - Sheri Moon Zombie ("The Devil's Rejects" Rob Zombie's "Halloween")

"Love that mix of hot blooded sex and cold blooded murder" - Rodrigo Gudino, President Rue Morgue Magazine

"Girls and Corpses Magazine is a great title to live up (or down) to. Continued good luck with all your endeavors" - John Landis

"Freaky, funky, tongue-in-cheek fusion of lad mags with softcore zombie porn. A slick, hilarious evisceration of innocuous newsstand fare, G&C lures gore freaks and sex nerds alike to caress its glossy pages." - Eros Magazine click for full interview

"Laugh? We nearly died!" - Penthouse Magazine

"The corpses are naked and the girls have to wear bikinis! Whats wrong with you guys?" - Jörg Buttgereit (director "Nekromanik")

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And now introducing... Corpsy Ken

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SURGEON GENERALS WARNING:
This website may cause bouts of uncontrollable laughing, nausea, giggling, rickets, munchies, intestinal gas, heavy breathing, priapism, elephantitis, staring, guffawing, the runs and spontaneous combustion. This site contains depictions of dead things, actual beautiful women, dark comedy and simulated acts of affection between the living and the dead. If you are offended by any of these things, throw out your television immediately.

No corpses were harmed in the making of this magazine. All corpses are 18 years of age or over

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Special Letter-From-The-Publisher - We say Farewell to Stephan Miller- Click here

Jay Leno at the screening of John Melendez's "One,Two, Many." Click here to read a review!

Corpsy gives
Zombie Strippers
Three Stumps Up!

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Sid Haig ("The Devil's Rejects') and Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface from "Chainsaw Massacre") are horrified by Girls and Corpses Magazine at the 2008 Fangoria Convention. Click here for all Fango photos.

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Scout Taylor-Compton
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